Brandon asked "Would you rather be with the person you love and have to wear a shirt made of their pubes, or be alone forever and wear whatever you want"
My questions were "Would I have to wear the shirt at all times? Would it be obvious it was made of pubes, or would it look like a normal shirt? Can I wear a tank top under it? A pube shirt sounds itchy" hahaha.
He says I delved too deep into that question.
So what do you say ladies? And the answers were, yes it has to be worn at all times, yes it is obviously made of pubes, and he never answered about the tank top but for the sake of this post I will allow it.
Re: Funny question
I'd totally rock a pube shirt to be with Adam. It's not like I haven't been near his pubes before!!!!
I once saw a guy running down the street and from far away, I was like "that guy is totally wearing a hair shirt!!! I got closer and realized, nope, he's not wearing a shirt... he's just THAT hairy!!!
Is it bad that I actually had to pause to give that some good thought?
I would choose to be with Dave, because I love him more than I love clothes. But I'm allowed to take it off SOMETIMES, right? Like...I don't wear a shirt when we're getting busy, so I could take it off then?
30 ROCK!
Actually... I would not want to wear the shirt.
Sorry, baby.
Lol is that what it's from? I don't get to watch it until tonight!!
I had to contemplate it to, I said I'd wear the shirt. And yes, you can totally take it off to shower and hump and whatnot.
I think we should talk for a second about just how gross pubes really are. I mean, really! They are. Gross. There needs to be some ground maintenance.
What is even more gross though, is guys who shave it all off. And weirder than that, are guys who shave a weird design into it. And yes, I've seen both of those variations.
Yeah....perhaps something like a Bruno swim suit haha
I don't find it weird at all when guys shave it all off!
Fun fact, I didn't know ladies shaved their parts until I was a senior in high school. I mean beyond the bikini line. I was so sheltered! I remember when I was a sophomore I saw a t shirt at the mall that had a hairless cat on it and it said "shaved" and I TOTALLY did not get it. at all.
I saw a guy out at the lake one time who had his happy trail shaved into a downward arrow. YUCK!
I'm so glad someone else knew this!!! I suddenly thought I was the ONLY person that watches it! I lurve it. "I want to go to there."
PS... I think when guys shave it all off its very strange. Why would I want to be with a man that has the appearance of a 12 year old boy?
Skeeves me out for reals. Man-scaping is a necessity.
This entire post has me laughing OOOOHHH Boyyyy!!!
I need a drink!!!
OH MY LORD! I love reading all of these HILARIOUS posts that I missed while I was at work all day!! Cracking up over here!
1) Um....no comment to the original question. I love my pookie bear, but that's just a little weirdo.
2) Sometimes DH shaves it all. And it's awkward. I think it's just easier for him to do it all instead of trying to leave a little there. ANYWAY, I finally told him that I prefer that it be grown out a LITTLE but not a wild jungle, if you know what I mean. We really don't do the dew very often so it's mainly wild jungle but sometimes freshly....taken care of. It's alright either way I guess unless I'm up close and personal...........
3) Cannot get over the downward arrow in the happy trail. Oh my gosh.
The whole pubes thing is just gross and weird.
HH usually shaves his pretty much off-- with a trimmer or something. I don't question too much. Whatever. He says it's more comfortable that way or something. It's not like I had much to compare to, so whatever makes him happy works for me.
Hayley, I, too, was incredibly sheltered and didn't realize that girls shaved or waxed off anything beyond the bikini line. I think I was probably about a senior in college when I finally cottoned on. I try to do more maintenance than I used to, but nobody is ever getting wax anywhere near that area of me.
bahahahahahahahah! Me too! Love it!