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I found a lump
in my armpit. Am I going to die?
It doesn't hurt, but it's a solid pebble sized lady lump below the surface of my right armpit.
My next doctor's appointment is on Thursday and obvs I'll have her take a look, but I was hoping you guys could blindly diagnose what lies beneath the surface without seeing or touching me.
Bonus points if you distract me and make me laugh.
Re: I found a lump
I'm giving you a lovie and singing to you as a distraction.
It could be a swollen nymph node. I've had those before. Is it tender to the touch? I also got super swollen lumps under my armpit when my milk came in, but I'm guessing that's not it yet.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Just call me House. *pops vicodin*
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
It could also be a bitchin' ingrown. If it doesn't go away in a few days, consider yourself dead already.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
It doesn't hurt... but when I press on it I get a surge of energy and start twitching... That's why I'm thinking PDX might be right.
Or, I might be a Fembot.
it's a petrified googlie eye.
my H had that and it turned out to be a cyst that wouldn't go away and needed two surgeries. It did eventually go away after they removed the whole lymph node under there. I had to pack each surgery for weeks with gauze and a stick, so I hope it's not that.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
What the what?!
Now, I've claimed some pretty weird shiit in the years that I've known you guys, but I can't lay claim to this one...
Did you hear the one about popcorn smelling breastpads?
I'm twitching just thinking about that. How would you relieve the pressure? Can you get mastitis in your leg? Are you sure this wasn't a dream?
Hmmm, maybe that was just some Hezz fanfiction I read on Lyse's blog...
I must be losing my mind. I fee like there was a day way back when we talked about people who get random lumps that fill with a wee bit of breastmilk when they get knocked up. I'd Google to prove I'm not insane, but I kind of don't want that on my search history at work.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This was on ML, I think.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
I am mothereffingDYING at the thought of a Lyse fanfiction blog.
"The girl sat on his couch, shivering from the cold. 'Here, have a wolf blanket,' he said. 'Can I get you something to drink? A beer from my deck cooler, perhaps?'"
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"Better bring me the whole case. I'm thinking someone is getting lucky tonight."
And when you read this story, the site plays "Slip sliding away" in the background.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Hezz
I get these every few weeks in my armpits. It's basically a zit underneath the skin. Or a boil. Whatever you want to call it. Mine has some fancy name with cyst in it. My dr said it will always come back unless I have it surgically removed. I just use a hot compress and it will eventually ooze the fluid. I'm just too lazy to schedule the surgery,