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Shameful confession - I'm a d!ck artist -PIP

I made 2 penis cakes for a bachelor/bachelorette party I'm co-hosting this weekend, I'm kind of proud of them.  I got the molds from Spencers and spent 2 hours decorating last night - I went all out. I've never used dyes or any sort of frosting tips to make cakes pretty because I'm generally pretty lazy, so I think I did a pretty good job for my first time.  It's terrible that my inspiration has come from making something dirty, though.  I made a fleshy color for all over besides the tip, which I made a darker fleshy shade.  Then I gave one blue balls, and the other has "hairy" balls and they both have veins (one red, one purple). I'm really excited for my friends to see them. We're staying w/ my parents tonight so I know my mom will be horrified, which is always amusing. 

Anyway, just thought I'd share so you all can be jealous that I'll be eating d!cks all weekend.

Anyone else have confessions?

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Re: Shameful confession - I'm a d!ck artist -PIP

  • OMG nothing to confess except that I almost snorted coffee through my nose when I read this post. Classic!
  • And THIS is why we are friends!  :-)  
  • LOVE!

    You have got to post a pic of your d!ck creations!

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  • I'll have to take some pics b/f we leave tonight. I'm worried they will slide around in the cake carrier thing and get smudged.  I wonder if i should try and lift an edge and put some frosting underneath to help glue it to the bottom.  I'm totally imagining us driving on I-95 and having to stop quickly and me screaming "NO, THE DICKS!!!!"
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    "NO, THE DICKS!!!!"

    I am literally LOLing at my desk.

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  • Penis cakes are the best... lol.  Just to forewarn you as a person who has transported cakes (my mom does cakes for family and friends) bring extra icing if you have any... I don't know what kind you used, but I know buttercream icing can start to fall down the cake in transport.  I transported a cake across Greensboro and the bumpiness just in Greensboro caused it to start to come off, I was so sad.
  • You must share a picture of your weiner cakes!

    I can't believe I'm the first to ask. . .what flavor filling? ;)   Yeah, I went there. 

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  • BB and Terp both made me snarf my tea a little bit. 

    Way to go Terp--who knew weiners could be so inspirational!
  • Pictures!!! Lol

    I too am curious about the flavoring Lol.

    Thank you for giving me an awesome laugh!

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  • One of my BM made me penis cupcakes for my Bach party. They had a cream filling and chocolate sprinkles for hair. I think they were the best cupcakes I ever had! :)
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  • imageKataMarie:
    Penis cakes are the best... lol.  Just to forewarn you as a person who has transported cakes (my mom does cakes for family and friends) bring extra icing if you have any... I don't know what kind you used, but I know buttercream icing can start to fall down the cake in transport.  I transported a cake across Greensboro and the bumpiness just in Greensboro caused it to start to come off, I was so sad.

    Damn! I have some extra (plain) icing, but none that is colored the same as what is on the cake.  It's cream cheese, maybe it will hold up better?  Maybe I'll bring the extra icing w/ me along w/ the food coloring in case I need to do some touch up, though I don't know how well that would work.

    Bobs, unfortunately I did not put any sort of filling in it, I'm not quite that advanced.  I did contemplate putting a bit of white at the tip of one of them, but decided that might be just a little too much. B/c I have standards, you know. 

  • MUST see pictures!! 
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  • Penis AND cake?

    YES PLEASE.

    I would also like to see pictures of your D*ck Cakes.

    Ah, best sentence I've said today.

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  • Bumping b/c I added pictures
  • Very nice! You might have a new calling Terp.

    Yes 

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  • You are very very talented with D!cks.
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  • LMAO, terp. I was looking at this post on my school computer last week and almost replied but decided I better not since I don't know if they monitor what we're looking at or typing! In any event, if it makes you feel any better, I won a contest at a bachelorette party this summer that involved decorating a penis-shaped cupcake. Embarrassed I hope that the cakes made it up to MD in one piece and that the bride loved them!!!!
  • OMG, that just made my morning!! Love the blue balls, were they tasty?
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  • LOL. Good luck getting them to the party. ; )

  • You really know how to shape a penis. Nice job!
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  • :::::gives Terp a standing ovation:::::

    I agree with PP... LOVE the blue balls... they are so pretty and frilly :P.

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