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Reader's Choice
You choose:
Story about husband who was almost lynched in his sleep
OR
Cute kid story
OR
Story about seeing high school sweetheart's wife
Re: Reader's Choice
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
1. is really boring. So it's not really going to be your choice. It's really just the usual Sam/Andy stuff.
2. Lila and I watched Cinderella together yesterday. During the scary parts (yes, there are scary parts. That cat Lucifer and the step-sisters were MEAN) she'd grab her blankie scuttle over to the couch, and sit on my lap and cuddle. "Oh! Mouse! CAT! Go!" Then when the intense parts were over she'd slide off the couch and play with her blocks all cool-like
3. My childhood sweethearts wife was one of those girls in highschool who think they are the shizat. She had a killer body but her nose was always in the air and she was just plain not nice. SUCH a snob. Anyways, I saw her on the weekend. She looks like her mother. She's fat and old looking. REAL old, not just crows feet old. AND her dye job is terrible.
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Lila is adorable.
You should run over your H with his hummer.
You're a dirty tease to not share story #1 with us after presenting it as an option. I want my money back!
Did Lila love GusGus?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes, she loved GusGus, especially when he was under the teacup and then got away.
Okay, we get phone calls on our land line from Andy's drivers sometimes during the night if they've broken down or are stuck at the border. I am always the one to answer the phone because he's a really deep sleeper, plus I was up last night after getting Lila back to sleep (she's got a cold and needed her puffer)
I asked the driver where he was and what was wrong and told him i'd have Andy call him back because it takes him a second to wake up. Nice of me, right?
"Andy...Andyyyyy...one of your driver's called. he's broken down just north of Fort Worth"
"mmmmkay"
wait
"Andy...I told him you'd call him back once you were awake"
"mmmhmmmm" stretch. arm over eyes. silence
"Andy the phone is on your nightstand, do you want me to call him and tell him something?"
"oh for god's sake, call him tell him whatever you want. Go head. Call him"
Sam exits towards spare bedroom.
had he not proven his worth yesterday by cleaning the whole house, doing all the laundry and mowing the lawn I would have been far more angry when I woke up this morning. As it was, he was sufficiently ass-kissy so all is well.
The End.
maybe just his foot.
Lila is adorable. I want pictures to go along with that cute kid story!
I love story 3. As petty as it is, that sort of stuff always makes me happy.
Glad Andy made up for it this morning. Yesterday, Jason was lovely and very helpful with Miles. This was because I lost it on Sunday night after not having a moment to myself all weekend.