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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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ICP is a Christian band?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: ICP is a Christian band?
that site led me to this picture. which I am laughing at. I am going to hell
I heard Mrs. Potato Diick is also christian.
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I cannot decide which is funnier
"I don't know how magnets work," I say, to put him at his ease.
"Nobody does, man!" he replies, relieved. "Magnetic force, man. What else is similar to that on this Earth? Nothing! Magnetic force is fascinating to us. It's right there, in your *** face. You can feel them pulling. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't touch it. But there's a *** force there. That's cool!"
OR
"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a *** miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years?"
"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.
I feel like I've heard this before. Although with lyrics like this, it's pretty obvious:
Barrels in your mouth
bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
You didn't know that? That's the best part of them!
Speaking of, DID YOU WATCH THE OFFICE FROM 2 WEEKS AGO YET!?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
HAHAHA!
Stuff like that actually endears me to them. Cuz you know what you guys? A giraffe IS a f*cking miracle.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A *** elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a *** miracle in a *** elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a *** miracle. So is a giraffe."
....
Violent J shakes his head sorrowfully. "Who looks at the stars at night and says, 'Oh, those are gaseous forms of plutonium'?" he says. "No! You look at the stars and you think, 'Those are beautiful.'"
And I'm dead.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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