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There's a mother effing snake in our mother effing office

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

Last night the guy next door to us (same building) found a baby rattle snake in the office that buts up against our wall.  My boss called me to come in late today (whoo hoo!) and when I got here, someone had gotten in into a box.  My redneck coworker was poking it with a stick and they had called Animal Control.

PSA: Animal Control is a joke.  This guy was totally an 8th grade dropout and didn't know shiit about snakes.  I was like, since it's so little, I'm guessing that 1) it has siblings & 2) it has parents.  He's like, um, probably not.

Indifferent

He then put the snake in a bucket and drove off.  WE COULD HAVE DONE THAT, YOU ASSSHOLE!

So since douchebag wouldn't search my office for me, I am now working with my feet up and refusing to open any cabinet doors or drawers.

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Re: There's a mother effing snake in our mother effing office

  • Been there girl! We've actually had 2 snakes since I've been here. Our office manager is a tough old country broad so she doesn't even call animal control. Me and the rest of the office (including several male reps) once watched her beat a snake to death with a stick she had in her trunk. I think she enjoyed it way too much. Want me to send her to your office?
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  • imageMrsSpell:
    Been there girl! We've actually had 2 snakes since I've been here. Our office manager is a tough old country broad so she doesn't even call animal control. Me and the rest of the office (including several male reps) once watched her beat a snake to death with a stick she had in her trunk. I think she enjoyed it way too much. Want me to send her to your office?

    OMG, I am dying.  This mental image is the best ever.

    Yes, please send her over.  If for no other reason than to entertain me.

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  • imageShoeFanatic614:

    imageMrsSpell:
    Been there girl! We've actually had 2 snakes since I've been here. Our office manager is a tough old country broad so she doesn't even call animal control. Me and the rest of the office (including several male reps) once watched her beat a snake to death with a stick she had in her trunk. I think she enjoyed it way too much. Want me to send her to your office?

    OMG, I am dying.  This mental image is the best ever.

    Yes, please send her over.  If for no other reason than to entertain me.

    Oh, it was HIGHLY entertaining! My big joke is still "don't mess with Ms.R - she'll get out her red stick and beat you to death with it!".

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  • yeah, I'd have to work from home for a while!

    and LOL at MrsSpell's boss!

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