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Sh*t my kid says

Lila said her first swear word last night, we're so proud!  
 
Andy had just finished a work rant with several f-bombs included.  SHe was playing with her Little People (she loves those things) on the floor and when he left the room she said "Oh f*ck" clear as day.   I didn't move, laugh, reprimand or anything.  I was shocked (though i don't know why) and I thought if I don't react she might not do it again.  
 
Hopefully she's not at Nonna's today telling all the kids to f*ckoff and get away from her Mickey Mouse.
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Re: Sh*t my kid says

  • Congrats!  That's one for the baby book.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • At first I thought you said she said her first word. I am glad her first word was not the eff bomb.
  • Miles' first word will either be "Doggie" or "Motherfuucker".  I'm sure of it.

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  • Apparently after a near-wreck on the highway, my son started yelling "piece of shiit" at every car that passed one day.  Thankfully that phase was over by the time I picked him up that weekend.
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  • I don't get people who can't refrain from swearing around children, other than the random "***! I burned my finger." 

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  • For my son's 3rd birthday, I made a Batman cake.  He was excitedly talking about it to my niece and her best friend in the car and said, "And I bit... I bit his effin arm off!"  It took everything in my whole person not to laugh.  The girls, who are now in college, still talk about it.  He must not have got the reaction that he wanted, because he never used it in front of me again.
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    E said the F word.  We turned it into "FOXY!"
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    I don't get people who can't refrain from swearing around children, other than the random "***! I burned my finger." 

    If curse words are just an addition to your vocabulary and you don't talk like a sailor (or, alternately, like a WT idiot) then I don't even think you have to censor yourself all that much.

    Obviously, the exclamation after J was nearly side-swiped fit into the '*%(@ I burned my finger!" category.  Otherwise, he's three and cursing has yet to be an issue for my kiddo who rarely stops talking.

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  • my sister sent me a video of my niece the other day with the title "Firetruck is my daughters new favorite word!" In the video, my sister shows my niece her toy firetruck, and says "What's This?" My niece get's a huge smile on her face and proudly says "My Fvck!" Not funny, but soooo funny.
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  • Remember the clock/*** issue we had?   Well now she's having trouble with r's

    So, her new obsession is with Thomas Train.   No r's, no problem.   Except there's a Percy character.   So in the toystore she sounds like she's yelling pvssy

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    Remember the clock/*** issue we had?   Well now she's having trouble with r's

    So, her new obsession is with Thomas Train.   No r's, no problem.   Except there's a Percy character.   So in the toystore she sounds like she's yelling pvssy

    Yeah, it pretty much sounds like that when Connor yells excitedly "I want my Percy!"  Ugh.

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  • Do you think that the Thomas Train people did that on purpose and laugh laugh laugh?
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  • YUP.  It was during the brainstorming session about the dmaned themesong.

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  • I fricken' hate Thomas the Train. It will be just my luck if Sean winds up a Thomashead.
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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • Maggies exclamation du jour is "gorsh!" a la Goofy.
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  • It's so cute when kids can't say their r's.  I remember my niece saying paw-pull instead of purple.

    I watched Thomas the Tank Engine once and it was deadly.  I'm hoping Ian doesn't get introduced to it somewhere else. 

  • they're two they're four they're six they're eight

    shunting trucks and hauling freight

    red and green and brown and blue

    they're the really useful crew

    all with different roles to play

    'round tidsmuth sheds and far away

    down the hills and 'round the bends

    thomas and his friends.

     

    That's for getting this shiz stuck in my head.  You're welcome.  

     

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  • This doesn't involve a swear word, but yesterday we took Matt for his 30 month checkup. He got the pneumococcal vaccine and cried a little bit. The (really nice) nurse finished up and left the room. By then Matt was down on the floor getting his pants on. He looks at the door right as she leaves, big fat tear still sitting on his cheek, horrified look on his face and says "who was that?"

    Ha! Like, "why would she DO such a thing to me?!"

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  • My niece likes to tell people to "sit" and then she hold books out for them to read to her.  Only when she says "sit", it sounds like "shiit". 
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  • Thomas is one of the few kid shows that doesn't bug the crap out of me. Why do people hate it?

    One time when Lorne and his friend were playing  Madden his friend fumbled and said "Dammit!" And Will started repeating it that night, but only when something went wrong. Then he didn't say it for several days, then four or five days later he was eating soup and dropped his spoon in the bowl and said, "Dammit!" I was somewhat proud of him for figuring out the proper context of a new word.

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  • Noisy gotta love when they use it proper context. Like my friend's kid who after several unsuccessful attempts at getting a noodle to stay on a spoon, let out a frustrated sigh, looked at it and said "Effin spoon!"

    Wendy- At least it was a reference to a car and not a person. My friend's 3 y/o niece went to work with her dad and after meeting the boss announced several times "But Daddy he doesn't look brown and stinky!"

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • Phantom Rater hates cursing children.
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  • Phantom rater can bite my Percy.

    I don't hate Thomas, but the song drives me batty.   Thomas has become so popular in our house that there was a last minute change in birthday party theme.   (sorry Hezz)

    I need to find really cheap conductor hats for favours by Sunday.  Never gonna happen.

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  • Thanks Wendy, but Amazon won't ship to Canadaland.
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  • Kids Woot has had Thomas stuff almost every day this week.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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