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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
WTF - now MY mom is a wingnut
Conversation in office
Co-worker- so, is Lila's party ON her birthday?
Mom- well, it's SUnday the 17th so Sam says it is, but I thought her birthday was the 16th. I didn't think their birthdays were on the same day of the month
Me: They aren't
Mom: Your birthday is the 17th of March...St. Patrick's day
Me: no. No, Mom, it's not. For 35 years it's been on the 18th. Same thing this year.
Re: WTF - now MY mom is a wingnut
Welcome to the club. At least your mom remembers what month your birthday is.
My sis had a psychotic break following a head injury when she was 16 and had to be briefly put in a ward. She was in solitary for a day and a half because my dad had put down her birthday as the 14th. It's the 15th and she wouldn't stop insisting they had it wrong so they thought she was still delusional.
This is probably more sad than funny, but its become a fambly joke (my family is batshitinsane).
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
THERE. ARE . FOUR. LIGHTS!
(anyone? Noisy, I'm counting on you.)
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman