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"Jewely" - Julie being far too ordinary I suppose.
Of all the name crimes, I think the hooked on phonics gone bad ones offend me the most.

Guess who?
Re: Name I just saw on FB
Yeah, skip college Jewely. Just go ahead and get started on that pole/porn job application.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
www.focushunting.com
lmao!
When I worked at KMart when I was 16 (shutup!) my supervisor was named Jewel. She was this 60+ year old woman with bleach blonde hair, a smoker's voice, and she wore dangly dice earrings on the regular.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I've been saying it wrong. I just say 'she talks Jewy'
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Are you referring to my Jerzee? It was real. There was an embroidered baby blanket and everything.
Oh I don't know. But I bet you anything someone out there is really named that.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Possibly.
I really need to check "Medieval Childhood" out of the library again. My membory was it was a family in 13th century Wales that named all 8 of their sons John. It wasn't that they weren't surviving infancy.
As always there's, Lettice, the good friend of Elizabeth I.
No naming conventions are ever going to seem youneek to me again.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
And in 700 years people can try to puzzle out how "Matt-he-wah Joe-hin" might have been pronounced.
Cycles.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Well if a name like Matthew John ever gets looped into a cycle with Jewely and Anhjelah, then that just means the journey to idiocracy is complete.