Caribbean Nesties
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Kids do the damndest things
I was at Kohls yesterday in the lingerie department and this lady walked by with her son who was probably 5 or 6 years old. He stopped at the bras and started fondling them in both hands and laughing like Beavis & Butthead for the longest time. He was too busy watching his mom to make sure she didn't see that he didn't notice me one row behind him, doing my best not to fall over laughing.
And since I'm too lazy to start another post (I'll never be a good MLer), I got my hair done yesterday and it is bright as fvck. I look like Arlene from True Blood. It's also super short, but she straightened it so I won't know exactly how short until I wash it tonight.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: Kids do the damndest things
Kids crack me up. Miles has started a ridiculous new routine in the bathtub. He stands up, holds onto the side of the tub with one hand, and with the other, slaps his asss. It's funny and disturbing at the same time.
Umm, where is the picture of the new 'do?
November, I hope you're catching that shiz on camera. The teen embarrassment potential should not be wasted.
I second the demand for photos! I have never seen anything close to a straight haired Cali.
Here's a terrible picture of me when I'm straight from over a year ago:
This is the color I expected it to come out as. Oh well, it'll fade quickly enough.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'm glad there's a kid post, I was worried I would be guilty of multiple postings.
I didn't realize I left the stair gate open this morning. Suddenly, I realized it was way too quiet so I went on an Alex hunt. I found him upstairs in his bathroom, in the tub, with a bar of soap. (Am I painting a disturbing enough picture yet?)
He was squeezing off chunks of soap and smearing them in his hair. The little man wanted to take a bath, yo.
So, you're saying this picture is in no way relevant to your current haircut or color? Awesome.
Yeah, it's a lot closer to this (or maybe it just feels that way to me):
I glow in the dark.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Ooo, I like your hair straight.
However, I second Hezz's sentiment that I want to see your right meow hair.
I'm thorry impatientpants, but I can't take a picture until I get home. I appear to be the most phone-picture-tarded person there is. I think I'm sending stuff, but nobody ever gets it.
Later, my pretties. Later. Do you want it curly or straight? I may put on Teen Mom amounts of eyeliner and mascara for when it's curly because there is no doubt there will be mass amounts of tears over how short it is.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'm high maintenance and demand pictures of both straight and curly.
I'm sure it looks adorable.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Matt and I went grocery shopping at Whole Foods this morning - the checkout line we went to had these little chocolates so I got one for me and one for him. Later on I gave him the second half of his chocolate, he got all googly eyed at it and said "oooooo, chaaaaaawklit."
::pause:: "I love this."
Me: "Oh do ya?"
Matt (looking at me): "Yeah. It's my best friend."
Well, I guess we know who he got that from.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton