May 2010 Weddings
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What's the weirdest...
So you guys like funny and dirty. For fun, what's the weirdest gift you've ever purchased or helped purchase for someone?
My family is a bit red-neck. Since I was 12, my grandma and I get each other crazy gag gifts for Christmas. My little sister decided to get in on it too. When she was 9, we went to South Dakota. We were in some sort of trapper/trader type store. She decided she was going to buy... wait for it.. a buffalo scrotum. (Ew, I know. Also, sorry to any PETA people who may be out there.) She didn't have enough money to get it, so I loaned her a couple dollars for it. My grandma thought it was one of the funniest things she's ever seen. It hung on her wall for at least a year.
Re: What's the weirdest...
For the first time, I don't think I have anything remotely funny to contribute. I mean, the usual gag gifts from Spencer's, but that's nothing. I bought my ex-bf's mom a birthcard with a giant nekkid fat chick on it. l love that woman (ex-bf's mom.... not the giant nekkid fat chick)
ETA: birthcard. alcohol makes me smrt. birthday card. I don't know what the hell a birthcard is.
Let's do that too!
My weirdest place is probably on a row boat in the middle of a pond. Not too exciting.
That's what she said.
ETA AGAIN.... man, I'm slow tonight.... the comment was about J's post
YOWZAS. Can't wait to check back tomorrow for all of Jehawley's good stories!
Oh, and my weirdest place is one of those "caves" at a miniature golf course. It didn't really happen all the way because a mexican family came up. And we ran away.
Oh dang, J! Sounds like a good story (or few).
I think the craziest place we've had sex is in the woods...damn! I dont know why but public places just never really got me in the mood.
Oh but I once saw a couple having sex at a baseball game...like by the concession stand. no lie.
lololol I didn't even notice that it didn't say birthday card
I can't think of anything to contribute to the gift discussion. At least nothing that comes to mind immediately.
On a picnic table in a public park. In a 1985 El Camino (in the cab, not the bed - super cramped). In our hot tub on the Honeymoon... being that it's Santorini and everything is on a cliff, anyone who came through the main entrance of the resort walked right above our terrace which was completely visible
Whoops.
Those are the ones that currently stand out in my brain.
Ok, I am going to have to be slightly vague with some of these, because I'm pretty sure some of our "exploits" fall into the "less than legal" range. I may also DD this at some point.
The most scandalous one was at a park. Sunday afternoon, middle of summer, beautiful day. Literally hundreds of people at the park (this is one of those parks that is really big, lots of tennis and basketball courts, mini golf, hiking trails, ponds, etc). People everywhere. We had spent about a half hour walking around trying to find a place to get our mack on, but there was NOWHERE to be alone. So we said Fvck It, what looks more suspicious: random couple hiding in the bushes, or random couple sitting out in the middle of the biggest field, surrounded by other people? Exactly. I was wearing a dress. To anyone else, it would have looked like I was just sitting on his lap, tickling him and joking around. No one suspected a thing. That was probably the best time.
Umm...lets see. On a train. In a baseball field dugout. In an alley outside a strip club. On a hotel balcony.
This is just a sample, there are more. But you all already think I'm a dirty hooze, so I'll stop there.
Let's see..............
The woods, my parents backyard, the pool, many many car times (not that that is odd really) and some abandoned bldg in a park, lol
Weirdest gift? I gave my best friend a very realistic-looking plastic human skull for her birthday once. (Her birthday is in mid-January, and let me tell you what a pain it is to look for a skull in December.)
Weirdest place we've had sex? Living room floor. (Yes, we know that we're boring.) We got to third in the woods once, though. A significant height difference and a reliance on barrier methods make spontaneity more difficult...