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I can't eat!

Please can someone teach me how to eat?  I swear I'm like a toddler just learning to feed myself.

I'm eating my Healthy Choice, chicken and mashed potato w/gravy, meal at my desk at work.  I somehow managed to get gravy on my white shirt.  It happens every time I wear a white shirt. 

Then I noticed my hair was sticky.  Yup, got gravy in my hair too.  Now my hair smells like dog food.  Please help me!

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Re: I can't eat!

  • Have no fear...I'm the same way!

    If I have a white top on it's a magnet for anything I eat....especially marinara!
    I literally feel like I need an adult bib!
    AND I get food on my hair too, but on the ends, if I dont pull it up or push it all on my back - I hate it when I don't realize I got food on my hair and then for hours I'm wondering who/what the heck smells so bad and strong...yup then I realize its ME and my HAIR!!!

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  • i'm the same way.  gerren says i cant own anything nice.  my mom is like that too.  so he also always tells me "you are your mother's daughter"

    also, you are now nominated for an eagle of failure.  please see below. 

  • imageshauni27:

    also, you are now nominated for an eagle of failure.  please see below. 

     I literally giggled out loud when I read that shauni!

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  • I got gravy on my arm too...lol.  How the heck did I manage to do that too?
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  • I have eating issues with popcorn more than anything else. I simply can't eat popcorn without getting the kernels all over me and where ever I'm eating it, which is usually in bed.

    Then H gets cranky and grumbles when he's sweeping the shells off the bed and I sit there with an innocent look on my face. 

    This will probably get me that failure award, but I even manage to get popcorn in my bra if I'm lying down and eating it. 

  • B/C I am big chested, I get crap on my "shelf" all.the.time.
    It's horrible, I literally have to check myself for drips when either in the midst of eating or at least when I am done.
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  • imagetbearsangel:
    B/C I am big chested, I get crap on my "shelf" 

    hahahaha.  Hysterical. 

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  • Yesterday my coworkers watched me miss my mouth with a glass of water and pour it down my face instead. This is why I never accept anything to drink at client meetings!!! Eating or drinking while I am the least bit distracted is always a bad idea.
  • I was so confused when I read the title of this post lol. But now I totally get it! I was eating a strawberry sundae in my car the other day (parked) and spilled it down my seatbelt but didnt notice til a week later when it was all stuck on the seatbelt, nice!
  • I won't be any help since I eat exactly the same!  My niece (who is grown) have a running challenge at family dinners...who will spill first!  It's pretty much a tie if you add up the years and dinners!!  Thanks for making me feel normal, though.  So glad to hear I'm not alone in the eating challenged!! xxoo

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