March 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,

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*waves frantically at everyone*

The midwife brigade has left me alone for the afternoon. I really should be napping since, you know, I have had all of 6 hours sleep in the past 24. But I miss nesting so screw sleep. Who needs it? At least tomorrow is my last day of torture, er, um, I mean help. Can't wait. Then I won't get shooed back into bed or away from "stressful" things like sitting at the big, mean, nasty computer.

Gah. Remember when I thought having in home health care was awesome? Yeah, was so over that by day 3. Thank goodness I am doing so well I have been allowed to "advance to boardwalk" so to speak and my stamp of approval of being a fit mom is on day 7 not day 10. woo hoo!

We have the first round of visitors coming today. They will be served coffee, and "beschuit met muisjes". Literally translated: rusks with baby mice. Real world translation: cardboard-flavored pre-toasted bread disks covered in butter and pink and white licorice flavored sprinkles that scarily resemble mouse turds. Ick! I will so not be partaking. But because I care I bought them organic cardboard disks and butter. Amazing how the "not found in nature artificially flavored" mouse turds aren't organic, though.

We will sit in a circle playing hot potato with Floor so everyone has a chance to put their germy and/or cigarette smoky hands all over the newborn. I will outwardly smile painfully, while inwardly cringe, and then break down into a hysterical mound of jello sobbing about how the Dutch are determined to kill my baby as soon as the last wave goodbye is completed. I freakin love freakin hormones.

Anyway, thought I would say hello. Hello!

Re: *waves frantically at everyone*

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