May 2010 Weddings
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Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write " For Marijuana."
3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream" I Won! I Won!"
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go."
AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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Re: Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

  • Kevin does # 2 all the time. He will write "peyote" or "sexual favors" on all of his checks. Doesnt matter if they are for his rent back in the day or for his school loans. Haha.

    I love all of them though! I think I will try the diet water one.

  • HAHAHAHA I've heard all of those except #9, that one cracks me up!
    Two souls but a single thought; Two hearts that beat as one image
  • When I was in HS, we would go through the drive-thrus at fast food places and make sure that the employees knew our orders were "To Go"
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  • hahahaha. 

    When I was in high school there was an e-mail chain letter that was crazy things to do in Wal-mart. Whenever my friend and I got together (about once a month) we tried to check one off the list.  

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  • imageMimi63:

    hahahaha. 

    When I was in high school there was an e-mail chain letter that was crazy things to do in Wal-mart. Whenever my friend and I got together (about once a month) we tried to check one off the list.  

    I think I remember getting that one!!!  Or something similar anyway!
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  • One DH's friends gave us a cheque for our wedding gift and it said "For: being awesome." We took photos before we deposited it. :P
  • There used to be one for work and my favorite suggestion on that one was "Put your trash can on top of your desk and label it 'In-Box'".  Love.
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