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I'm literally think of spending the day in bed watching movies and reading until I get together with my friend tonight. Is that horribly slovenly of me?
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I was up watching scary movies with friends until 3 AM. Okay, well one scary movie, and then a completely ridiculous "scary" movie from the 80's that made us laugh until we cried. And we found some hidden porn on Netflix.
So, I just got out of bed. At 1:15. And it was everything I ever hoped it would be.
I really need to get showered and go to the grocery store, but sitting here on the couch in my PJ's is so much more appealing
Emma Stone. It was meh.
But Jon Hamm hosts next week!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
I think the only parts I liked were the Brett Favre Wrangler commercial, the Rent is Too Damn High guy, and Stefon.
I was very productive this weekend, but I may pass out at any second.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
I agree, except I would replace the Rent is Too Damn High guy with Souping.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Furkels!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Thank you for asking this.
I assume that it's a "This isn't Ben Stein's life story!" kind of situation.
My weekend was alright. My mom was here until this morning, so of course the requisite drama was present there.
I played basketball tonight and am super pissed off because this chick put her shoulder down and shoved me right off my feet. Like, this was the most flagrant foul ever, everyone in the stands gasped. It was the last few seconds of the game, so the lazy jerk refs didn't make the call because they wanted it to be over so they could go home. We lost by two points. Two points that I could have gotten us with my foul shots. Asssholes.
Do you play for the Celtics? Dayum.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Heh. Why yes, yes I do.
I just got out of the shower and the whole right side of my body is killing me. I seriously hit the floor like a ton of bricks. If things continue this way this season I'm anticipating an "Is everything alright...you know..at home?" conversation from someone at work.
It starts off so hot, a lonely woman, a gay man, lot?s of nudity. It gets graphic. Then it gets way more graphic than I want it too, involving some bodily fluids and, well, if you?re really interested you can look for yourself. But that point where you?re watching and she?s naked and then you?re like, what I think is going to happen isn?t really? It totally is really. The good stuff comes AFTER that scene.
Um, intriguing?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
It was exceptionally bad, wasn't it? The Sign My Cast bit was so awful and stupid. And the French thing too. Bleah.
But the Brett Favre Wrangler thing was funny and the Michael Cera impression was funny. And Stefon. He cracks up everytime he plays that character, doesn't he? I wonder if he doesn't know the lines ahead of time and that's why he cracks up as he reads them live.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
This whole season has been pretty lame. The only real stand-out was Jane Lynch's week.
The sign my cast went on way too long, and then the weird singing grape jelly. I was laughing until she fell for, like, the 15th time.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.