I will turn 40 in July. Yes you read that right 40 in July. Many months from now. I am extremely interested in pretending I am not turning 40 and have been very clear with Mr. Mod about that.
So ever since August 1st he has been freaking out about what to do for my 40th birthday. My response of "pretend it isn't happening" has not gone over well. "Do I want a huge party? Do I want to go to Egypt? How about we go on Safari? You have to help me out here. I only have a year to plan it!!"
He is currently sitting on a plane on his way to Cincy and keeps sending me links to beach resorts in Asia. This is after I turned down India, because I want to do India right and I don't want to spend my 40th birthday trip pretending I can't see the poverty.
So do I want to go to Malaysia, Indonesia, or The Philippines?
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My brother spent some time in Bali and Malaysia this summer while he was doing his internship in Singapore. He highly recommended Bali and I think Thailand. I can't remember if Malaysia is the one he said to skip or if it was something else.
I've never been to any of those places. There, now isn't your decision so much easier?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
And the exhaustion of a husband with adhd is illustrated by his next IM.
FORGET ASIA. How about Costa Rica or Belize???!!!!!
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Bali!
I also saw House Hunters International: Belize and it was beautiful so I will also vote for that.
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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I will gladly come along to help you ignore your birthday!
All these places sound fantastic, but I wonder how freakin' hot they're going to be when your birthday rolls around.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
July is winter in the southern hemisphere, silly!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I second Bali or Belize!
As someone who lived in the Philippines, I'll tell you it would be the same as India as far as being beautiful and interesting, but having to pretend you don't see poverty at every corner.
And all the men wear lace dresses.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Is safari still available? And do you need an executive travel assistant?
OR how about he flies all of your nest besties to SF for a huge soiree and dinner at The French Laundry???
I vote this.
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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I'd even be willing to pop out of a cake to earn my keep.
NOPE
Bali. Tell him I said so
Tell him to start racking up Starwood points and take you to one of these places:
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/preferredguest/property/overview/index.html?propertyID=1743
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/preferredguest/property/overview/index.html?language=en_US&propertyID=1585
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/preferredguest/property/overview/index.html?language=en_US&propertyID=1801
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/preferredguest/property/overview/index.html?language=en_US&propertyID=1708
If you don't want to go halfway around the world, may I suggest either of these places in St Lucia?
http://www.ladera.com/
http://www.jademountain.com/
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He has a buttload of Hilton points. The Hilton in Bali looks really possible.
As does this one in Costa Rica
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
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