I may have to cut a b!tch

MadeOfAwesome · October 2010

So Adam had a falling out with one of his guy friends. I won't go into detail about the story because it's not important. I was friends with dude's wife. She sent me a text last night at like 11:30PM saying that Adam is a drug addict and he's not really hurt (his hip is majorly effed up and all he takes is Aleve biotch) and saying some sh!t about how it's messed up that Adam is suing her husband! WTF?? Adam isn't suing ANYONE so WTF is she talking about??? Lay off the xanax honey. So if you happen to see my fb status, that's what I'm talking about. I have NOTHING against people living in trailers but this b!tch is effed up taking xanax's all the time and has the nerve to randomly say that Adam is a drug addict becaust he takes Aleve???? WOW!!!!! Grow the fvck up honey...

JEHC · October 2010

Ugh, do I need to make some long distance prank calls? No one will ever suspect the Canadian, we're good people.

goldgold · October 2010

Watch out lady, stu's coming atchoo!

MadeOfAwesome · October 2010

Speaking of prank calls.... I was getting random texts from some dude last night saying something about "i heard the news about "my ross":

" i responded with "um, who is "your ross?" he kept texting random sh!t so finally Adam called the number and pretended to be a chick. The dude was calling for a Sarah Walin (thaqt was in some of the texts). Kinda random since I'm Sara Lastname. Anyway, so Adam is doing this chick voice in the phone and I'm cracking up and finally the guy hangs up and then sends a text saying "you're such a d!ckhead, blah blah blah"

JEHC · October 2010

I love prank calls. Love. But it really sucks about Adam's friend.

katyp51 · October 2010

I'd be pretty ticked off to!

megerin111 · October 2010

stu31105:
Speaking of prank calls.... I was getting random texts from some dude last night saying something about "i heard the news about "my ross": " i responded with "um, who is "your ross?" he kept texting random sh!t so finally Adam called the number and pretended to be a chick. The dude was calling for a Sarah Walin (thaqt was in some of the texts). Kinda random since I'm Sara Lastname. Anyway, so Adam is doing this chick voice in the phone and I'm cracking up and finally the guy hangs up and then sends a text saying "you're such a d!ckhead, blah blah blah"

I am seriously dying thinking about him doing a chicks voice! Hilar! Sucks about Adam's friend.. Hope that girl figures her business out before she gets cut!

MadeOfAwesome · October 2010

I'm more pissed off about it than Adam is. WTF? And I told the chick, "So Adam and your H have some differences and decide to part ways and you start sending me texts saying that he's trying to sue him and that he's a drug addict.... UM not quite... get over yourself".

MadeOfAwesome · October 2010

megerin111:
stu31105:
Speaking of prank calls.... I was getting random texts from some dude last night saying something about "i heard the news about "my ross": " i responded with "um, who is "your ross?" he kept texting random sh!t so finally Adam called the number and pretended to be a chick. The dude was calling for a Sarah Walin (thaqt was in some of the texts). Kinda random since I'm Sara Lastname. Anyway, so Adam is doing this chick voice in the phone and I'm cracking up and finally the guy hangs up and then sends a text saying "you're such a d!ckhead, blah blah blah"
I am seriously dying thinking about him doing a chicks voice! Hilar! Sucks about Adam's friend.. Hope that girl figures her business out before she gets cut!

OMG!!! You seriously would have died!! The guy kept asking Adam what was wrong with his voice and Adam was saying "I'm sick... I lost my voice.. I'm on antibiotics!!" I was CRACKING UP!!!

MrsGoontz · October 2010

ROFL I'll pull a razor outta my titty's & cut a b!tch! That girl sounds delusional...& like she is the one who has issues in her relationship

jenny_seitz · October 2010

I won't hit a girl... BUT I'LL CUT A B!TCH!!!!!

Do it!

ashstwrt · October 2010

MrsGoontz:
ROFL I'll pull a razor outta my titty's & cut a b!tch! That girl sounds delusional...& like she is the one who has issues in her relationship

DH thinks I'm more insane than ever because I just laughed out loud and believe me when I said that it was LOUD!

pakarufus · October 2010

Hello my name is Wendy and I am a drug addict, I guess. I just took 2 Aleve...

MadeOfAwesome · October 2010

pakarufus:
Hello my name is Wendy and I am a drug addict, I guess. I just took 2 Aleve...

Actually, and it's kind of funny, but the girl's name IS Wendy!!! Are you also accusing someone fake-suing someone, but in reality NOT even attempting to sue someone? Well, apparently you MUST be a drug addict!! haha Stick out tongue

pakarufus · October 2010

LOL!

spongejen · October 2010

People are so weird. I encourage you to cut her.

meganjane86 · October 2010

These are the kind of people I reserve all my hatred for. I'm all puppies and rainbows in real life because every once and a while someone will give me a perfect opportunity to unleash the crazy on them.

Unleash, Stu, unleash!!

Sarahkay488 · October 2010

lets roll and get a bltch!

pamila51510 · October 2010

Hi My name is Pam & I must be a drug addict because I just took to Aleve as well. While reading this and about spit them out because of laughing!

Edit: I thought I did a quote haha.

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