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My current horoscope on The Onion
You will soon be the latest victim of society's unfortunate propensity to put the word "crazed" in front of the once-respected title of "gunman."
Re: This sums up my week
You are royally screwed.
What's mine? I'm a Virgonian.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The stars are genuinely sorry that they told your creepy coworker this would be a good week to make bold romantic moves.
HAHAHA. This explains why my gross, throat-clearing co-worker was all about looking at my boobs yesterday. BLECH.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
You are a crazed shooter with me.
Sam- Pisces
Until next Thursday, you will have no idea what the world record is for stepping in bear traps.
Ha! leo makes me laugh
Maybe it's just you, but up until the recent spate of news articles on the issue, you had no idea there were straight people in the military.
Sam, I think so. Although, no one has it as bad as aquarius
The really strange thing, doctors will tell you this week, is that the worms just seem to be hanging out in your bloodstream as if waiting for a signal to lay their millions of eggs.
People often overlook your generally optimistic nature and hopeful outlook, as well as the fact that living in an underground bunker is just plain cozy.
Idon't get it.
I have my doc's appointment tomorrow, that better not be my diagnosis.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I've sorta convinced myself this week that there is something wrong with me. So, worms fit right in. I think it's stemming from a fear that my doc is going to put the kabosh on me going to the GTG. I'm hypercondriacting every little thing, this morning I've diagniosed myself with preeclampsia. Yesterday, it was low fluids and premature labor.
Tomorrow; elephantitis.
You, sir, are no astrologer...I don't live in an underground bunker. But I am optimistic and hopeful.
You're welcome to come share my bunker. It will be double cozy.
*snuggles in with Nov and Buddha*
Ooh, it is cozy.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
It's like they've been reading my diary.