Caribbean Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Random complaints
I'm watching Paranormal Files. This is a bad idea for me.
I have a zit on my boob. Gah, it hurts.
I need to cut my nails but am too lazy.
I slept wrong two nights ago and my neck still hurts.
Re: Random complaints
due to the high winds and our proximity to some large roads, we have so much blown crap/garbage in our yard it looks like a garbage dump.
Molly threw up a hairball on our freshly steamed carpet.
I am getting recurring nose pimples. I read online this could mean I have a staph infection and die.
I walked into a parent meeting with an unzipped fly this morning. And here I was laughing at her for a gold tooth with a cat on it.
I am wearing a farting shoe.
I stepped on a pancake this morning and it felt really gross.
In the last few weeks, the number of homeless people I encounter asking for money on my walk to and from my office has exploded. I say 'no' to the same people twice a day.
There is very little chance that I will have an outside baby before next week.
I had some pretty strong contractions in the supermarket yesterday that stopped me in my tracks and had me bent over and no one stopped to ask if I was ok. A mildly pregnant lady walked by and smiled, rubbed her bump, and said, "You're just like me!" And I was all like, "Except, I'm having contractions..." She just smiled and kept walking. Effing Northerners.
Also, I'm pretty sure my baby is a narwhal.
Or, she has a shiv.... or maybe teeth.
The case that's taken up most of my time for the last 4 months involves very boring subject matter.
The hems on the legs of all of my work pants keep coming out and I don't feel like sewing them.
I've been craving broccoli nonstop but can't deal with the aftermath because my uterus is clogging the fart pathway.
At least I'm done with work. I got tired of everyone looking at me like I had a time bomb strapped to me, so I made yesterday my last day. Yay for more time to unpack boxes.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Meconium?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
I've been helping with a big report that will be handed out at our biggest event of the year, then used as a handout for the rest of the year. We sent it in a few days ago and got the proofs back today. First thing I noticed is they changed the color of the cover. Completely. Not even a related color, they changed it from blue to orange.
So I mention it to our contact... "well our designer said that you didn't send the cover design in done in blue because you wanted it in blue."
Really?! WhyTF else would we have sent it in blue?!
I can't wait to see what the rest of the proof holds for me...
When I was on maternity leave, Gwen had a doc appt. I swung through a drive thru to get a salad since we had nothing else around. Came home, put it down for a minute to go to the bathroom, came back and my dog had knocked it all over my chair and was eating it (a$$hole). I chased her off, then swept all of the uneaten salad back into the bowl and ate it myself.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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I haven't gotten my hair trimmed in about 6 months. I am long overdue but too lazy to pick up the phone to make the appointment.
My dogs keep waking me up at night and it's driving me crazy.