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1cm dilated and 50% effaced

Doc thinks she's coming ealry and we're going to have a baby in a few weeks.
eeeek!

Re: 1cm dilated and 50% effaced

  • wait, this isn't going to intefere with the GTF is it? 

    um, I mean woohoo baby yay!

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  • That's exciting!  When is your due date?
  • Awesome! I was like that until I was induced 3 weeks later, but when they did induce, they stopped the drugs immediately due to complications and my body kicked in naturally. The doc thinks I would have gone on my own!
  • I was a week late and induced with Alex, but she seems to think that this one is ready. She said something about Big Brother paving the way. I'm pretty sure it was a dig at my cavernous, monster vagina.

    Mashed, I asked her if it was ok to go to Martha's and she gave me the green light. She just wants to make sure you guys read up on emergency deliveries and keep your hands relatively clean.

    Kay, it's 11/28, but she's been measuring a week ahead the whole time. Not sure if that changes the due date.

  • imageHezzerlah:

    I was a week late and induced with Alex, but she seems to think that this one is ready. She said something about Big Brother paving the way. I'm pretty sure it was a dig at my cavernous, monster vagina.

    Mashed, I asked her if it was ok to go to Martha's and she gave me the green light. She just wants to make sure you guys read up on emergency deliveries and keep your hands relatively clean.

    for the love of god PICTURES!!!!!!!

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  • I think we should assign jobs to everyone at Martha's house.  I will boil water, Groomz will rip up sheets, Christin will tell you to push, Moo will be the designated baby catcher, and Bethie can cook the placenta.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    imageHezzerlah:

    I was a week late and induced with Alex, but she seems to think that this one is ready. She said something about Big Brother paving the way. I'm pretty sure it was a dig at my cavernous, monster vagina.

    Mashed, I asked her if it was ok to go to Martha's and she gave me the green light. She just wants to make sure you guys read up on emergency deliveries and keep your hands relatively clean.

    for the love of god PICTURES!!!!!!!

    REALLY??  YOU are yelling at people for not posting pictures?

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  • imagesamfish2bcrab:
    imageHezzerlah:

    I was a week late and induced with Alex, but she seems to think that this one is ready. She said something about Big Brother paving the way. I'm pretty sure it was a dig at my cavernous, monster vagina.

    Mashed, I asked her if it was ok to go to Martha's and she gave me the green light. She just wants to make sure you guys read up on emergency deliveries and keep your hands relatively clean.

    for the love of god PICTURES!!!!!!!

    image
  • I think you should give birth on the ferry so you can name the baby Nautica or Sea Spray or Longjohnsilva (<--- the A at the end makes it a girl's name).

    Plus, with all the commotion on the ship, no one will notice that Mashed is having anxiety diarrhea.

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  • Ryker measured ahead but it didn't change the due date. The measurements are more about size and not development.
  • Meh, you've seen Lila before.  I've never seen a monster vag crowning, ever.
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  • I hope baby 2 comes early for you, Thanksgiving in the hospital would be the suck.
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  • I hope your doctor doesn't tell you "OMG he's coming any minute now. How have you not had this baby yet? We'll make an appointment for tomorrow, but I don't expect to see you" for a solid week while you are contracting the whole time. Word on the street is that's the suck.

    Yay sooner outside baby! 

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