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Yeah, hi, is Fenton here?

I need to talk at her, please.

Re: Yeah, hi, is Fenton here?

  • She only comes if you say her name three times looking into a mirror in a dark room.
  • I did it.

    *waves arms around expectantly*?

  • Well, if you really did it, you would be dead.

    LIAR! 

  • I would reveal where she is, but then her father and ILs might see it and unleash the fury of Catholic guilt upon her.
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  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I would reveal where she is, but then her father and ILs might see it and unleash the fury of Catholic guilt upon her.

    Well, I had an interesting thing to tell her!?

  • You can tell me.  I'm her ex-wife.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • OK, well post it already!
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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:
    OK, well post it already!
    Well, I'll PM you. ?To make it full o' mystery. ?Give me two minutes.

    ?

  • imagemotherslittlehelper:

    image_Fenton:
    OK, well post it already!
    Well, I'll PM you.  To make it full o' mystery.  Give me two minutes.

     

    Coccktease! 

  • imageheyemilina:
    imagemotherslittlehelper:

    image_Fenton:
    OK, well post it already!
    Well, I'll PM you. ?To make it full o' mystery. ?Give me two minutes.

    ?

    Coccktease!?

    I used to get called coccktease all of the time.

    Meeemoriees....?

  • Fent, why do you have a line of tiny thrusting dragons in your siggy?
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent, why do you have a line of tiny thrusting dragons in your siggy?

    It symbolizes how many babies she wants to have.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent, why do you have a line of tiny thrusting dragons in your siggy?

    BWAHAHAHA. 

  • imagesalimoo:
    Fent, why do you have a line of tiny thrusting dragons in your siggy?

    They remind me of every fertilized egg that hasn't implanted.  I add another each month to mourn my lost babies.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:

    imagesalimoo:
    Fent, why do you have a line of tiny thrusting dragons in your siggy?

    They remind me of every fertilized egg that hasn't implanted.  I add another each month to mourn my lost babies.

    You've been trying that long?! Or just releasing multiple eggs in one shot?

    Dude, when you get KU, you could have twins! Or triplets! 

  • By the way, since I know how nosy you people are (and share this quality), I'll let you know motherslit stalked my whole life and found all of your real names through me on FB and is going to call your bosses and get you fired.

    (Some of that may be an overstatement/lie)

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • image_Fenton:

    By the way, since I know how nosy you people are (and share this quality), I'll let you know motherslit stalked my whole life and found all of your real names through me on FB and is going to call your bosses and get you fired.

    (Some of that may be an overstatement/lie)

    We know some of the same persons/people. ?That part is true. ?

    This just brought to mind the time that I had too much candy and puked over the side of the 'It's A Small World' ride at Disney.?

  • imagemotherslittlehelper:
    image_Fenton:

    By the way, since I know how nosy you people are (and share this quality), I'll let you know motherslit stalked my whole life and found all of your real names through me on FB and is going to call your bosses and get you fired.

    (Some of that may be an overstatement/lie)

    We know some of the same persons/people.  That part is true.  

    This just brought to mind the time that I had too much candy and puked over the side of the 'It's A Small World' ride at Disney. 

    Oh, boy. You PMed her about something Disney-related, didn't you? 

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