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Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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PDXria
I just saw this on another website. I'm not sure how I feel about the pot and am kinda glad you didn't shove your baby in one.
But at the same time, cuuuuute!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Re: PDXria
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
But funny.
Last year, we knew a guy who dressed as Tim Tebow and had his kid dressed as a reporter. Then, when the kid was standing in front of him, it looked like the media was blowing Tebow.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
No I didn't. I guess these are things you miss out on not being from New England.
Speaking of New England, I had an ex-boyfriend who thought it was a state. And he was actually pretty smart.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Dammit, I saw some big restaurant ones at TJ Max and I forgot to tell you.
My mom said you were supposed to sever their spinal cords before dropping lobsters in, so um, yeah. I think I just icked myself out.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Lobsters are arthropods, which are invertebrates. They don't have spinal cords.
Check another one under the "your mom is full of it" column.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Well, to be fair what she actually said was "jab a skewer up in their neck area" I'm the one who wasn't connecting it to a lack of spinal cord. I assume that does something because she hates the scraping when they're trying to get out.
Ugh, this is getting very graphic.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman