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What TV characters would you like to die?
I saw some blog or website that listed all the TV characters they wish Dexter Morgan would kill. So if you could have Dexter Morgan kill off somebody, who would it be? I will accept people from reality TV as well.

"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: What TV characters would you like to die?
Rachel from Big Brother 12.
Everyone from The Bachelor Pad.
Andrew Knowlton when he judges Iron Chef
Paul Blart, Mall Cop
Gretchen from Project Runway
Anyone from Two and a Half Men
Glenn from Mad Men. Little creep.
Caillou
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Michael Scott. Since he's leaving anyway and stuff.
Scottie on Brothers and Sisters, the entire cast of Glee, and Does Dr. Phil count?
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Meredith from Grey's Anatomy
Deb from Dexter (although I admit I've only watched the first two seasons, but man oh man, she bugs)
The pointless dude with the hat that always says something on it on 30 Rock
Both Amber and Gary on Teen Mom
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes. Preferably set to that Jason Derulo song.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The woman currently on HIMYM who's heckling Ted about his construction project (if she turns out to be the mother, I will be mad).
Tyra
Everyone on Parenthood except Mayonegg's emo brother and Dax Shepard and Jabar.
Wes and Ev from the Real World/Road Rules challenges.
Deb from Dexter (even though I think she's a little better this season).
Nucky's girlfriend on Boardwalk Empire who always has to be naked and saying something crass (I'm 2 episodes behind, though).
But then we couldn't hear their sexy Spanglish banter in every episode!
The entire cast minus Jane Lynch, right?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes! And could she talk any slooooower......?
BILL MOTHERFUKKING COMPTON.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
And Tara from True Blood! Ugh, she sucks.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I second the woman on HIMYM who heckles Ted about his construction project.
And going way back in time, Puck from the Real World.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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The entire cast of The Event.
So, so dumb.
Tyra
Caillou
I'm sure I think of more in a second.
Lorne keeps watching this. I keep making fun of him.
I'm digging up this old post because I thought of two more:
The two BuyMore guys on Chuck. Jeff and Lester, I think? I pretty much hate everything they do.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton