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"I HATE YOU AND WISH I HAD ANOTHER MOM"
When Dagger screams this at me as a teen, I will think back to this weekend and know why.
Friday, he had a major poop blowout in the hotel. Mr. WInged had left the extra diapers in the car and we were out. So, while he went to get them, I tried to clean him up in the sink. I only managed to get poop smeared water everywhere because the sink stopper was broken in the closed position. We had a half filled (optomist!!) sink of poop.
When Mr. Winged came back, he cleaned up the bathroom while I entertained our naked poopbaby.
He emptied the poop water out with a glass into the toilet.
Afterward, he bathed Dagger. We didn't bring baby soap so he just used the hotel soap, which got in Dagger''s eye. So poor guy had a red eye and was crying. And I was all "OMGOD WE HAVE TO CLEAN IT OUT".
So, I grabbed a glass of water...
Um, yeah.
Re: "I HATE YOU AND WISH I HAD ANOTHER MOM"
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
OMG.
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!!!!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yeah, whatever happened with the fridge thing?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
We didn't get a fridge. I was unable to find another hotel. I was unable to get the LLL (which was in Lake CHarles because apparently they don't have one in New Orleans) to get back with me about seeing if they could help. And in the end I said eff it anyway because I didn't feel like pumping all day athe festival and it would just be more fun to bring him.
I thought we would go all day one day and then just hang out the other days but Dagger was a rock star and was so freaking good. like seriously, better than he is normally which is really good. He played, smiled, laughed and napped all day each day. And he got to see Ozzy.
He plans to issue a news report this week.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
No, but I think I have sympathy clogged eye duct or something. I woke up with a sore swollen eye this morning.
Yes! I'm bona fide!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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Why did Mr. Winged not empty the last glass off poowater? WHy?