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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Groomz
in your Rob's Island recap you forgot to mention the airport waiter. Who may have been the gayest of the gays. The gayest of the gaaaaaaaays!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: Groomz
Hail Mary!
You missed when Christin dangled her pashmina like a matador with a red cape to try to get him to bring us the check.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I know the tune to sing this to!
He also left out the part where he asked me, "How many teeth do you have?" because I'm a very thorough teeth brusher. And the part where we discussed vaginas for 3 straight days. And garlic bread.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Did you give him your scarf? He collects those, you know.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I was trying to block that memory out, but thanks for pouring salt on that wound. Gay Salt!
But yes, our waiter was gayer than the gay mayor of Gayville, and he refused to let me sit down because he was blocking the only empty chair, trying to get Christin to give him her pashmina becuase he collects them. Then he gave us a 10 minute dissertation about all the wonderful items that his friend Trixie made that are on a special menu and they are all delicious, but they are out of all of them except for the melon salad, which is to die for. Then he brought me a 'tuna melt' which turned out to be cold tuna salad on toast, and when I asked him to heat it, he said that that's not the way they do tuna melts in Boston and the chef (Chef? It's an airport eatery) couldn't because of the bacteria in tuna. Then he yelled at a woman at the table next to us for taking too long to order. Whatever it was she asked for was replied to with "I told you that they were going fast, and I just sold the last one sweetie, so you're going to have to pick something else...You should try the melon salad, it's to die for."
Then I killed him.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I forgot about his special menu! LOL! That place was weird, yo.
Word to the wise, avoid the "Boston Cafe" in Terminal A.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
That story is awesome.And finally explains the tuna sandwich joke in the other thread.
Where did I miss the recap?
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Here you go:
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/44699252.aspx
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali