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Hezz rocks

She designed invites that had me and Jason laughing all night. 

That's all.

image Mabel the Loser.

Re: Hezz rocks

  • Hmph. Tease.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • This post is a boner killer.

    I want fauxtoes

  • teehee!!

    I know you won't see it till tonight and I want to get printing today for you...
    You want the line to read "Please join us for Miles' first birthday!", right?

    Everything else, spacing, bump outs, no problem. I already made the changes.  Did you guys want me to do your envelopes for you?

  • Hezz is amazing for many reasons, her paper raping is just a bonus.
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  • It's twu, I'm also really great at being tall.
    Thanks Mashed!!
  • Tease. Show us, Hezz!
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  • They're not done yet, but here's my favorite part.

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  • Is that halfpenguin/halfdog?
  • imageHezzerlah:

    teehee!!

    I know you won't see it till tonight and I want to get printing today for you...
    You want the line to read "Please join us for Miles' first birthday!", right?  Right you are!

    Everything else, spacing, bump outs, no problem. I already made the changes.  Did you guys want me to do your envelopes for you?

    Envelopes would be great!  And Mabel as a penguin was my favorite part too.  Love it.

    image Mabel the Loser.
  • sweet! I sent you an email about the addresses last night. Whenever you can just email them along and I'll rock them out for you.
  • Mabel makes a lovely penguin.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • OMG Mabelguin is awesome!
  • I want to see them!  The Mabel-guin would really confuse Ian -- instead of mooing at penguins he'd start woofing.
  • hezz - do you have a website? I am in the market for some new Thank You's.

    ETA: I had a dream about you last night. You were my neighbor, but you sold your stuff in front of your house out of a lemonade stand.  But you also had a subset of it where you edited peoples writing. The company was called Word TheRAPIST and your tag line for the editing portion was: We fix your (insert your married name).

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Mabelguin is awesome, but ironic because Mabel can't swim.  It was sort of sad because all night we were laughing at her and she was all, 'what? do I have toilet paper on my foot or something?"

    Angie, that is a very clever dream.  And dude, you are so close to birthing a baby!

    image Mabel the Loser.
  • I do have a website, but there's nothing on it right now because I'm a lazy fark who hasn't uploaded any content.You can see stuff on the business fb page though.

    Thank You's are easy peasy.
    You should shoot me an email. hezzerlah at gmail. Pete doesn't want me take anything else on right now but as long as they're not crazy difficult I don't see the harm.

  • Can Mabel fly?  Penguins can't fly, so it would be cool if she could do something they can't to make up for the not being able to swim thing.
  • Meh, I am in no hurry for them any time soon. Just in general. I like custom thank you's because I am a freak.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Holy crap, I just saw the part about your dream.  So funny!

     

    Speaking of dreams, I've been wanting to talk about the one I had the night before last. It's not something I'm proud of so I don't want to start a new post to call attention to it. But it's disturbing me enough that I feel I have to talk about it somewhere so it doesn't mess me up forever.

    I was standing in my 83 year old FIL's back yard overlooking the land with him and we were discussing the changes he's seen on his property through the years. I looked over to him to say something, nod in agreement - whatever, and that's when I glanced down and noticed the whole time I had been giving him a handjob. His junk looked exactly like Pete's so I was all like, "Eh, this is familiar. Just go with it..."  I think my psyche took pity on me, I don't remember finishing him off or where the dream went next.  I just wish I could forget.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME FORGET!

  • I don't know if she can fly, but I'm guessing no given that she appears to be afraid of heights.  And vacuums.  Oh, and small dogs and all cats.

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  • Holy hell, Hezz!  That's traumatic!  And how incosiderate that he didn't even show up with a towel and some lotion.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • wow, hezz, just wow.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Holy hell, Hezz!  That's traumatic!  And how incosiderate that he didn't even show up with a towel and some lotion.

    Best Western lotion.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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