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Things Overheard on Rob's Island
During the course of the weekend, there was a notebook where a couple of us jottend down some of the things that we found especially funny. Now I don't even remember the context (I may have had a glass of wine or seven) so they're not terribly funny, but they may bring about a funny story. Or they may just take up space, but what's the big deal if it does? Wanna fight about it?
- We can have a surrogate, but we have to do it the old fashioned way. - Cali
-Yesterday you were...never mind, yesterday was yesterday. - Groomz
-What? Jimmy is a blackaholic? - Bethie (maybe)
-I just like to zone out and enjoy it. - no idea, but it was funny because there was the implication of sex even though that was not the topic of discussion. ZING!
-F() CK this, I'm cutting my hair off and finding a woman
- Cali's putting her nose in (this is the part where groomz has a seizure and begins to write in hieroglyphics, but I think this quote ends with) my vagina!
-She knew I do
-Christin: What kind of gay are you? Groomz: The kind that likes junk in my butt.
-Who wants to be the vagina?
-Cali's vagina is 40 minutes both ways.
- Bethie, did you go to therapy for your cramps?
-You told me my vagina was fine for this, why are you using the heavy metal rod? - vicki
-Wow. Just wow.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Re: Things Overheard on Rob's Island
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Crap, I can't remember why my vagina is 40 minutes both ways.
I do remember context for "She knew I do!" It's when Hezz was putting your makeup on. She put the lipstick on and I said, "Hey! How come you didn't ask him if he had herpes like you did me?" And you said, "She knew I do!" in a very authoritative tone for someone wearing an afro and a scarf on their head.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
this was me explaining why I don't make orgasmic moaning sounds when cali gives me back massages, even though I enjoy them tremendously.
The wow. just wow. must have been for something epic since I keep seeing that pop up.
Not at all. It was brought up that it's a pretty obnoxious and annoying response to anything you can post here. It's basically saying 'i'm judging you but can't be bothered to articulate my disdain.' Then we started saying it to one another whenever someone did something worth even the tiniest side-eye. "I burned this piece of bacon" "Wow...just wow."
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
We need to add to the list. If anybody else thinks of some, add them here. I can only think of a couple more:
Everybody loves garlic bread! (Trust me, you don't want this one explained)
How many teeth do you have?
Look at that smug dog.
I'm an autistic 7 year old.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I was there but besides the "She knew I do" and the given "Wow. Just wow." I have no recollection of any of these.
I need to lay off the pot.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Not a quote, but...
A little girl with nothin' wrong
Is alllllll alone...
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy