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Angie, what's your story man?

What's the state of your vagina?
If this is truly a race, I need to know what I'm up against.

Also, you're a lying liar about the full moon. It's not the 10th, it's the 21st. That made me sad. I don't know why you would purposefully mislead me.

Re: Angie, what's your story man?

  • I would like a state of all the vaginas. Well, the ones that are about to expel mucus and babies.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Maybe this belongs in the gripe post, but I'll put it here.
    I had my weekly appointment this morning and my doctor was supposed to do an internal to check the state of my cervix.
    B!tch turned me down.
    Rejected me.
    I have been forsaken.

    She gets paid to look and touch vajays and she didn't want none of mines.

  • When I was in this governor's school program, we had a game called MG (My Genetalia) and we would have to go around in a group and come up with a desriptor in alphabetical order. It was hilaaaaaaarious.
  • imageHezzerlah:

    Maybe this belongs in the gripe post, but I'll put it here.
    I had my weekly appointment this morning and my doctor was supposed to do an internal to check the state of my cervix.
    B!tch turned me down.
    Rejected me.
    I have been forsaken.

    She gets paid to look and touch vajays and she didn't want none of mines.

    It's her loss, really. Were you wearing your leotard? Who could resist the leotard?

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Well, I lost sight of my vagina around 28 weeks. Since I have been trying to blindly groom myself, I imagine the conditions are akin to a homeless mans beard having mange.


    As far as the rest of it, I have not had any internals.  They tell me that I could be dilated and not have the kid for weeks, or I could be closed up like a clam and go into labor that night. So, as of week 38 they have not infiltrated my vagina.


    I imagine this is a race you will win. This kid has already proven to have an intense hatred towards me, which only means I will be birthing on Thanksgiving as opposed to drinking the bloody mary I so desperately want.

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • sorry hezz, but I've seen close enough to your vagina to know I'd be afraid to touch it too.
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  • Well, if she was wearing her leotard, maybe it was an access problem? 
    Claire Elisabeth born at 27w1d on 2/20/11
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