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I miss groomz' water chestnuts

No, seriously. I could go for, like, 75 of them. Wrapped in bacon. But made differently.
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Re: I miss groomz' water chestnuts

  • I love the saltiness of his water chesnuts.
  • I didn't want to try them at first, but groomz was like "You have to put this in your mouth. Just one. Trust me. If you don't like it, I'll leave you alone." So I closed my eyes and let him put one of his water chestnuts in my mouth. And I was hooked. I couldn't get enough.
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  • No one can resist his Schwetty (salty) balls

    I want some.  And I want to meet Groomz.  And all you other crazies

  • Everything is better with pork.

  • Normally, I wouldn't put something like that in my mouth.  They're kind of a weird color, you know what I mean?  But I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I went ahead and tried one.  Now I beg him to give me some.
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  • The nuts part ruin it for me.
    I just love the bacon and the sauce.
  • Were they basted in barbeque? That's how Mike prepares his water chestnuts.
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  • They were marinated in Soy sauce, a little ketchup and some spices, then wrapped in bacon and baked.  I will be eating rice cakes for a month to counteract the evil of the baconnuts.  Not to mention the eclair cake, and the cowboy caviar and the crack dip and everything else that I was unable to stop eating.
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  • imageGroomzMcFinehiney:
    They were marinated in Soy sauce, a little ketchup and some spices, then wrapped in bacon and baked.

     Um, Groomz... your nuts sound amazing. I want some in my mouth please.


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  • WTF is wrong with you people??
    Water chestnuts are effing disgusting.

    They make no sense.

  • imageHezzerlah:

    WTF is wrong with you people??
    Water chestnuts are effing disgusting.

    They make no sense.

    Shamon.

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