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Gyno poll stolen from ML

Does your gyno stick their finger up your butt?

I have never had that done. I would hit the ceiling.

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Re: Gyno poll stolen from ML

  • ummm no. I think I would sh*it myself, seriously *** myself.
  • Yes, that's exactly how they do it....

     

     

     

     

     

     

    ...in PRISON.

    Honestly, no. That's really weird.

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  • Gyno - never, midwife - only at my most recent well woman visit.  She gave me fair warning.  I was like, whatev, you pulled a baby out of there and made sure I didn't end up with a vaganus, go ahead and give me the shocker.
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  • no, I only had that done once in an ER when I was about 11/12, I think they claimed they were checking my appendix??
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  • my old gyno did that.  I felt violated. 
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  • No, but didn't Tasty or someone here have that happen?
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  • mine did after I had dagger. I gave verona fair warning since we have the same gyno. isn't that weird?
  • imagemashedpotato:
    no, I only had that done once in an ER when I was about 11/12, I think they claimed they were checking my appendix??

    Me too except I was 17.  And the doctor was HOT which didn't help.  Embarrassed

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  • During a regular exam, no.

    After delivering Ian, my midwife and the OB on call took turns sticking their fingers in because the midwife thought I tore my rectum.  The OB kept peering over the drape to apologize.  Her kids go to the same daycare as Ian and the first time F saw her there he said,  "hey, I saw the woman who stuck her finger in your bum."  

  • no!

    the closest thing was that qtip swab test for strep B they do near the end of pregnancy.

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  • I just went this week and she most definitely did not.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • Nope. Never. Nothing is going up my caboose if I can help it.
  • imagewingedbride:
    mine did after I had dagger. I gave verona fair warning since we have the same gyno. isn't that weird?

    my words, they have left me

  • imageshanollee:

    imagewingedbride:
    mine did after I had dagger. I gave verona fair warning since we have the same gyno. isn't that weird?

    my words, they have left me

    I think your siggy really sums up how we all feel about this.

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  • imagelindsayll:
    Gyno - never, midwife - only at my most recent well woman visit.  She gave me fair warning.  I was like, whatev, you pulled a baby out of there and made sure I didn't end up with a vaganus, go ahead and give me the shocker.

    a midwife pulled a baby out of your ASS?!?

    My h said that butt sex would never lead to pregnancy...NOW I need to worry about getting ass pregnant? with an ass baby?!?!

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  • Ass babies are the new plague.

    I have gotten a FITB either once or twice.  Only by male gynos.  I'm not sure the purpose, but I'm not a fan.

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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    Ass babies are the new plague.

    I have gotten a FITB either once or twice.  Only by male gynos.  I'm not sure the purpose, but I'm not a fan.

    Did they tell you to turn your head and cough when they did it?  Maybe they skipped the part of anatomy where they they learn those of us with a vag don't have a prostate.

  • Yes.  I am sad to report.  And this thread has reminded me of the severe violation I felt.

    It was during my last check up.  She gave me fair warning and I still wanted to b*tch slap her.

    Bad.  Badbadbadbadbad.

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  • Ass babies are the cutest.
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