with a teenage girl? Thinking it would be fun to take my daughter shopping at Target turned into this:
P: I need underwear
Me: What kind do you want?
P: idk...I just dont want pantylines.
Me: Ok...your options then are thongs, boy shorts, or going commando.
P: Boy shorts are ugly...and a thong will make me look like a whore! What about the ones that kinda go up your butt but not really.
Me: (confused) umm...i dont know...are you thinking about the difference between a thong and a g-string? (show her the difference)
P: Ewwww!!! No! I need to go to the girls section.
I take her to girls section.
P: (angrily) This is little girl underwear!
Me: (very confused) Well what kind are you looking for! (she describes them)
Me: ohhh...like a "tanga" or a "cheeky" (back to the regular underwear section.)
Me: (finds tangas) These!!!
P: Kinda.
Me: But these won't get rid of panty lines. See the butt...that's what will end up being a panty line if you wear form fitting pants.
P: No. Not those.
Me: well there are all kinds of diagrams here showing the different styles of underwear...which ones are you talking about?
P: i dont know. (stands there and stares.) Where's the big underwear area of the store?
Me. (frustrated) This is it! You're in it!
P: (starts crying) You're supposed to be the one to help me...and you're just mean! I want to go home.
Oh. My. Word.
We go home...I get online to Victoria Secret and show her all the different styles.
Me: Which ones are you thinking of?
P: (Cries harder) I don't want to talk anymore! (Storms to her room and slams door shut.)
What am I missing! What style of underwear out there kinda goes up your butt, kinda doesn't go up your butt, and leaves no pantylines!!!
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lol!!!! What a kid.
And you're right, I think she's thinking of the tanga style but thought they didn't show lines.
Oh, and don't be so mean next time
lol!!
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Oh wow, what a day you had! It sounds like she means those "cheeky bottom" ones, but they do show a slight panty-line.
We were in Panera today and a teenager was yelling at her mother in a very similar fashion..."You just don't understand!!" DH said that if we have a girl she will never talk like that, he doesn't get that with a teenage girl, you just can't win, and it can't be prevented.
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hahaha...I'm definitely getting my paybacks. I just wanted to be sure there wasn't something I was missing!