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I'm such a dork sometimes

Okay, not sometimes.  All the time.

I just went to the post office to send out BabyPoo's gift and became completely distracted by this giant robot that was pacing back and forth across the street.  I'm sure it was promoting something, but I never noticed what for.  Then I get all enthralled and giddy over the fact the post office has Peanuts envelopes (how exciting!  Angie's dog is named Linus and Linus is a Peanuts character and it's a Peanuts envelope!).  I hurry to address it and send it out so I can resume watching the robot.  But the robot was gone.  I wandered a bit and ended up buying Subway, completely forgetting I had lunch in the fridge. 
I also managed to completely forget to put the card in the envelope (which I have done more times than I can count) in my excitement.  I suspect I wouldn't have these issues if I wasn't a 4th grader at heart.  Robots!  Peanuts!  Robots!

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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton

Re: I'm such a dork sometimes

  • They're called drugs.
    And I think you're on em.

    She knew I do... she knew I do!

  • Was that a dream, or did that just happen? I read Linus your story. He dragged his ass across his blanket. I think he liked it.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • It actually happened!  Although I'm wondering if maybe I hallucinated the robot.  The thing was huge.  I don't know where it could have disappeared to.

    Linus is obviously so excited about the envelope that he wanted to spruce himself up as nice as possible for it by expressing his anal glands.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I likely would have done the exact same thing. Robots!
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
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