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I'm a crappy hacker

I'm trying to pay our cable bill online, but the account is in Jimmy's name.  Neither of us knows how to log into the email account associated with the cable/internet company, as we never use that account.  So I'm trying to reset the password, and the security question it's asking is "what is your favorite beverage?"

First of all, what kind of moron chooses that as their security question?  Well, I'll tell you.  Jimmy.  Do you think he knows what his favorite beverage is?  Nope.  He was probably on some kind of energy drink kick when he first set up this account, or there was a particular kind of white wine he had at some restaurant that he decided was his favorite at the time.

If you're a fickle pain in my ass, go with mother's maiden name, or name of your elementary school, or some other thing that is not going to change.  Don't make me choose between 5 hour energy shot and 6 hour energy blast.

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3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali

Re: I'm a crappy hacker

  • Interesting - I am a happy cracker. Are you sure that's not what you meant?
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • I bet the answer is wine.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • But Jimmy's the smartest there is! You're supposed to use answers no one can guess!
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    I bet the answer is wine.

    I bet the answer is black.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • This reminds me -- are you going to participate in Secret Santa this year or not?
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • white wine spritzer.
    image Ready to rumble.
  • What's the password?

    New England clam. chowder.

    Is that the red or the white?

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  • imageHappyTummy613:

    What's the password?

    New England clam. chowder.

    Is that the red or the white?

    Ugh, I can never remember that....WHITE.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Cali, when do you need to know by?  I want to, but I hate to commit to anything before I absolutely have to.
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • I need to know by 15 minutes ago.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Yeah, put me in.  But make sure you give my name to someone who likes to give cash monies as presents. 
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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • You'll have to convince Fitty to join in if you want that.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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