Caribbean Nesties
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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I totally forgot about these
One of the WW regs passed away and they're all posting their favorite Knot moments. Remember these???!! That biitch was loco!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: I totally forgot about these
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
!!!
I don't remember seeing the one of her laying in front of the wheel of the car.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Do you remember her manifesto? (Thank you, NEY2.0!)
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Things I would do if I were the Knot Goddess:
(Updated over time because, you know, I have a REAL life, not one that I fabricated on the knot boards.)
1. I would systematically clean out NEY and WW, one knottie at a time. Why, do you ask? So that I could deposit their self-righteous, ignorant asses into their own special forum called, "In Which We Are Worthless Human Beings." I would own this forum. They would fit in nicely. And they could *** and whine and moan to their little black hearts' content.
2. Quickly following this, I would allow only the happy BeeBee's to post. Oh yes. I would. And I would make sure that every single one of the posts they were allowed would be filled with RIBBON WANDS and GLITTER, and PERSONALIZED TOILET PAPER. A mere month or two of this would certainly help me weed out the knotties that suck that I missed in the first pass. And confetti would rain from the heavens.
3. The next step would be to find the last stragglers that I somehow missed that do not frequent the NEY and WW boards. Oh, you know these ladies. The ones that stick to the local/monthly boards, long after their welcome has expired and with enough bitterness coating that chip on their shoulder to drown New York City. The lovely ladies that feel the need to belittle and bemoan those with lives so much less perfect than their own, when in fact they live in a hole-in-the-wall apartment with their drunkard husband that claims to be a "musician" or a "soldier" but is in fact actually out of town as much as possible just to avoid their cynical wife. Which makes you wonder why they bothered getting married this these women in the first place, but then you realize that their holier-than-thou attitude is just a front used on the knottie boards in an effort to seem cool. And in the real world, they are meek, pathetic little toerags that whimper and wince at their husband's every whim. THOSE LADIES. Yes....I would be sure to make their banning an especially pleasant one, so that they still feel like they are "cool" as the door hits them on the arse and they cry behind their monitors.
4. And now comes the true "elite" boards. Oh I am sure you ladies remember the elite boards, the ones that we never actually SAW but supposedly EXISTED just out of range of our anxiously-typing fingertips. The boards that were pushed in our faces every time an argument came up in NEY so that you knew, without a doubt, that you were talking to the ELITE BITCHES. Those with perfect weddings that cost as much as a down payment on a house and yet still ultimately ended in a rapid divorce as the husband realized what sort of CRAP-LACED DRAMA they had married into. Who could forget those little nuggets of joy? Yes, theknot would truly become the elite boards, full of ladies that answered questions asked by those too naive to know any better, that were helpful, that were happy enough with their lives that they did not feel the need to turn every post of a "newb" into a rampaging ***-fest. The ladies that were married to men that actually loved them because, SURPRISE, the ladies were not faking a pleasant personality to snag a husband. Who knew that worked?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Those had a shovel, I think, and were better quality pics.
Yes, that sounds familiar.
Who wrote that manifesto? The dead bride?
The idea of stefi as a mom makes me shudder twice. Seeing her kid makes me shudder three times. Seeing the name of her blog makes me laugh until stuff shoots out my nose.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yup, the dead bride. She went berzerk after she posted about a bare ass picture she found on her FI's phone. I can't believe I remember this shiitt...
Re: Stefi: my favorite part about that whole thing was when she told me I was just jealous of her. Yes, Stefi, I'm totally jealous of your tiny house in bumfuck Ohio (sorry Kristen), your awesome job as a secretary, and your womanly husband. Sooooo jealous.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Wonderwife died, J&J. She had stomach cancer, I believe.
I am LMAO @ D"H".
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Dude, I was thinking the same thing. I've seen trophies, and you, madam, are no prize.
I forget that there are people that weren't around for the wondrousness that was Quadboob McSparkletron and her posse of lamo friends.
FUNNY. Sometimes I also think about LFS. Especially because someone referred to her as Like Frankie Fvcks and that struck me as hilarious for some reason.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Is that the chick who also had TTD pics on an abandoned train track?
What possesses people to lie on the ground and pretend to be getting run over!? I mean, at least completely commit and put a tire track on your back. Jeez.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
YOU'D BETTER BE SORRY. I don't live in bumfunk.
Don't you DARE blasphemy Sparkletron's name like that! Bermuda ought to kick your ass for associating her newborn baby with Quadboob.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Why can I not remember Sefibeth details.
I just wish we could find some of those old NEY posts. So much funny lost.
You're missing something.
Wonderwife died, so Wedding Woes is rehashing old hilarity in her honor. Wonderwife is not the one in the TTD pics. Nor is she Stefibeth.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The person who actually died is different from the person that did "I'm dead" TTD pic. That's who they're calling "The dead bride"
Stefibeth was one of the P&Eers rom right before NEY went down right? With Frankie and that whole weirdo group?
Wonderwife was a good writer, that is all I really remember.
The wonderwife posts make me sad too.
But, ah, yes, Stefibeth and her quadboob and love of glitter. Wasn't she also member of some elite P&E club?