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I am not cool enough for the Apple store

I don't understand that place.  I just want to go in, grab some headphones, pay, and get out.  But it's this weird chaos in there.  There's no structure!  Where are the lines?  The cash registers?  I sort or hovered near this desk they have at the back (along with 2 other people who shared the same lost look on their faces that I had), hoping someone would notice me and explain WTF I'm supposed to do. 

Next time my headphones break, I'm buying new ones online.

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Re: I am not cool enough for the Apple store

  • I am with you on the chaos of the store. It drives me crazy. I think they go out of the way to be unique or different from other stores. Every employee can ring you up from their handheld devices! And email you your receipt instead of killing trees! Make an appointment online so you don't have to wait in the store for anything! I love apple products but the lack of structure instore makes me itch.
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    "Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
  • The Apple store hurts my eyes.
  • Fent and Audrey and I went to the Apple store on our shopping trip last week.  I pulled up the Caribbean on a couple of laptops.  Thought it might draw more traffic our way.  Seems I was unsuccessful.
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  • Just stop an employee and they should be able to ring you up with their iPhone/iPod/iPad.  Which I'm sure you've figured out unless you're posting from one of the the store's computers right now.

    I discovered I'm not cool enough for Starbucks tonight.  The barista ( feel so stupid even saying that) didn't even try to hide his laughter at my order.  What is so weird about an adult who doesn't want their beverage so hot it burns their mouth, you weirdo?  I'm pretty sure he was faking his English accent too.


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    The nerve!
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