One of the women i work with cornered me this morning with "so, are you gonna tell me soon or what?" and stared at my midsection.
1. I haven't even told my dad yet
2. I've only gained 2.5 lbs, but they (and the weight missing from my skinny legs) has gone straight to my belly but I've been trying to cover it with sweaters
3. If I wanted people to know, I'd say "Hey, I'm pregnant"
I was so shocked I just stared at her with my mouth open. That's not a dead givaway, is it? I said "How'd you know" and she said "well, you stopped going to the gym, are eatting way more takeout and you look like shiot"
Therin lies the Hmph
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Me neither. I wouldn't even ask a close friend or family this. People have all sorts of reasons that they may not be telling. It's just so rude.
I'm astounded. Was this woman raised by wolves? If so, then I can understand her rude behavior. If not, it makes no sense.
There's a woman I work with and though I thought she was pregnant for a while, I only started asking her about it once I overheard her discussing it with another coworker. That's kind of my benchmark - I don't bring it up until the pregnant person already has.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
I really like Noisy's reply.
I have not had anyone ask me if I'm pregnant yet (thank god, and I'm definitely packing extra weight around the middle) but my MIL, after we told her Saturday, said "I KNEW IT!" and then listed all the clues that tipped her off. Apparently she has been examining my every move for the past 3 months.
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