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David Sedaris on undecided Voters

Not PC, but made me giggle.

David Sedaris, on undecided voters:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ?Can I interest you in the chicken?? she asks. ?Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it??

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.


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Re: David Sedaris on undecided Voters

  • The Daily Show just had a segment ridiculing the stupidity of undecided voters as well.  I'd say they are the whipping boys of 2008.
  • His point is clever, though I have to say not very well thought out.  I've had and enjoyed chicken before.  Senator Obama is no chicken cacciatore.  From my perspective, he's not even a mcnugget.

  • imageelenaforbusher:

    His point is clever, though I have to say not very well thought out.  I've had and enjoyed chicken before.  Senator Obama is no chicken cacciatore.  From my perspective, he's not even a mcnugget.

    I didn't see him as necessarily talking about Obama being the chicken in this context. I think he was saying they are so different and opposed to one another that it shouldn't be hard to decide. 

  • I love David Sedaris.

    Maybe he meant McCain is chicken? Wink Heh heh.

  • I'm snorting with laughter here at my desk; I should know better than to read anything Sedaris-related at work if I don't want to have to explain myself to passers-by.

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  • omg- that is awesome. I love Sedaris.

    I need to send that to DS.. we have been saying for weeks "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE UNDECIDED AT THIS POINT??"... you either know what you stand for and believe in- and which candidate backs those beliefs up... or you don't. COME ON! :)

    and i agree- i don't think sedaris was choosing sides... it goes both ways.  Bring me some McCain Chicken, please! :) (again- i don't love mccain... but i'll take chicken mcnuggets over the other choice!)

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