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Sex toy link inside

Not safe for work, links to adam and eve adult store place.

This has me in stitches.

I'd have to wear a blindfold because if I caught a glimpse of that during romantical time. I would not be able to stop laughing.

All I can hear is Sixteen Candles, "hoooooookaaaaaay....."

 

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Re: Sex toy link inside

  • Is my physiology wonky or wouldn't the angle on that be...awkward?
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  • Well don't ask me, I could barely figure out the basic rabbit vibrator. Ha!

    Is this thing supposed to go in and out? Or do you just put it in and turn it on? Must the straps be so hilariously bulky? Should a dildo require a full paragraph of instruction? These are the questions I have.

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  • I don't want that.
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  • Well you better hope your Secret Santa reads this post.
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  • I'd think the wearer's neck and jaw muscles would get sore.
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  • I think it's supposed to be for penetration during cunnilingus? ??? Can that be right?
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  • I just want to know how you found that particular item fitty
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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • Why does the guy look so pensive?
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I'm glad to read in the description that they finally figured out a way to improve on the Accommodator.

    I'm a little worried about my sex life since that site seems to think I also need 4 different versions of a mini dildo.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • imagemodb1rd:
    I just want to know how you found that particular item fitty

    This is exactly what I was wondering.  

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:

    imagemodb1rd:
    I just want to know how you found that particular item fitty

    This is exactly what I was wondering.  

    Well DUH, I was looking for a way I could enjoy oral sex AND penetration at the same time! This is ridiculous though, we are obviously just going to have to take a lover.

    And also there is a post on PCE - I think one of the posters sells stuff like this and someone had a question and eventually someone posted this and then HIPAPSMEAR posted a hilarious Simpsons gif. And I read it all about brought you this.

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  • I can understand in theory why this would be a good idea (to combine the two things) but seriously just use your hands....I can't imagine how much effort it would take to be licking away and have to control that thing to go in and out.
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