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Hi. Tell us about your baby. And then give us pictures of her. OR ELSE!

"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Re: Angie!
She is currently for sale to the highest bidder. I don't seem to be getting much of a response though.
I don't have many pictures because her eyes are only open when the rage is flowing through her (between the hours of 5 - 9). I only take pictures of her when she farts.
I am told she will be more agreeable to my terms by 12 weeks.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Angie, do you need a hug?
She's really pretty and I hope she gives you a break soon.
Oh, it's ok. She isn't too bad and I like her much better this week. I know it's just a period to get through.
Kristen, I don't think it qualifies as colic since it is not constant. I think it's maybe just her witching hour. She is really gassy so she screams and farts all over me. I have a couple tricks that work, although I know in a few days they might not anymore.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I thought colic was fussiness at a specific time of day, and not constant?
Ian was really gassy, and it was the worst. I tried every trick in the book, every kind of bottle, but he did just have to outgrow it. Now he hardly ever farts!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes, Cali, crib and changer included.
ETA - We are officially changing her name to Shartlette, as she has earned it. I ask when you take her that you honor that.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I've already purchased her. There's no need to continue to sweeten the deal.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh, Angie! Those first few weeks are pretty rough, so I feel for ya, sister! I clearly remember thinking when we first got home from the hospital, "my God, what have we done?! I'm never going to relax again as long as I live." That feeling only lasted a month or so.
The gas stage is rough, but it passes. Ha! Get it? Gas passes?!
Nevermind.