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Presents from the in-laws
Sean got the creepiest toy this weekend.
It sings in this high falsetto voice and is constantly saying "I Looooove you!" and "Hug me!" and "Peekaboo! I see you!"
The batteries are coming out of this thing asap and it's going in the closet because I think it watches us at night like a Shelf Elf.
But, MIL did give me my Christmas present early and it totally makes up for the creepy puppy -- a 14 cup Cuisinart food processor.

The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Re: Presents from the in-laws
Jack has Happy Puppy too!
Before I had him, we had Comcast out to put in a digital phone line. I was putting things away in the nursery and accidentally touched Happy Puppy and he started randomly talking. I think Comcast Dude thought I was playing with it myself or something. I was embarrassed.
"I looooooove yoooouuuuu."
I would also encourage battery removal asap, especially if you don't want to get "I love you, I love you, morning, noon and night. I love you, I LOVE you, you make my world so bright" stuck in your head for 12 months (and counting!)
Stupid present.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
We have that damn thing. I call him Scary Puppy. The thing is a codependent freak show. Never leave it on. It will start talking in the middle of the night.
"I loooove you. You're my friend. Come play with me...forever...and ever...and ever."
Ick.