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Holy awkward convo with MIL last night...

This is going to be long.  Ok, let me preface this by asking if anyone knows what tussionex is??  For those of you who don't know, it's a cough syrup laced with codeine and it will EFF YOU UP!!  It tastes like candy.

MIL calls last night saying that she has pneumonia and the doctors put her on tussionex along with like a dozen other meds.  Well, the conversation starts off normal enough.  I can tell that she's messed up, but other than that, she sounds ok.  Then she goes.. "Can I ask you a question?"  I tell her sure and then she asks me if I'll name our first baby after her and her grandmother.  Grandmother's name as first, her name as middle.  I do not want to do this... at all.  So I tell her that we had already sorta picked out names, but nothing was set in stone so we'll worry about baby names when the time comes.

Then she says "well, I was really hoping that you guys would have a baby on my birthday... or Mother's Day because it would be a really special day for your mom and I".  Um, I'm pretty sure that ship has already sailed.

Then she says "well, Adam said that you guys weren't going to start trying to have a baby if his hip isn't fixed, but I really want another grandbaby so tell him to just deal with it and make him lie on the bed and you get on top".

WHAT.THE.HELL.  My face went through a complete transformation of emotions.  IndifferentTongue TiedSurpriseEmbarrassed  I casually kind of laugh it off, but I was seriously freaked out.

Then she asks me if I'll be her number 1 daughter in law.  I was like "Duh, aren't I already??"  (She already has 2 daughter-in-laws before me).  And then she was like "daughter is my baby girl, but will you be my baby girl number 2?"  Um, sure?  She was like, "I can't call you number one, but maybe I can think up something else for you... how about Tinkerbell?"  At this point, I am DYING laughing.  She says "Well, maybe not Tinkerbell, but I'll make a list and send it to you ON THE EMAIL and you can pick one."  Yep, on the email.

Adam finally took the phone away and was like "Bye Mom.  We're watching a movie".

Holy crap, that was weird and hilarious all at the same time.  I've taken tussionex before and I seriously hope I was never that loopy.

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  • Oh yeah, and she also asked if she could be in the room when I deliver the non-existent baby.... I told her that no one except Adam was going to be in the room when that time comes and she sounded like she was offended, but I told her that I'm pretty sure that my own mother won't even be in there.
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  • I hope, for her sake, that she has no recollection of this conversation this morning.

    I am dying here.

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  • imagestu31105:

    Then she says "well, Adam said that you guys weren't going to start trying to have a baby if his hip isn't fixed, but I really want another grandbaby so tell him to just deal with it and make him lie on the bed and you get on top".

    HOLY CRAP, Tinkerbell! Indifferent I would have died. Possibly literally, from heart failure.
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    imagestu31105:

    Then she says "well, Adam said that you guys weren't going to start trying to have a baby if his hip isn't fixed, but I really want another grandbaby so tell him to just deal with it and make him lie on the bed and you get on top".

    HOLY CRAP, Tinkerbell! Indifferent I would have died. Possibly literally, from heart failure.
    Yeah, she also told Adam the same thing... He was like "Ok, on that note, I'm gonna let you go."
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  • imagestu31105:

    Then she says "well, Adam said that you guys weren't going to start trying to have a baby if his hip isn't fixed, but I really want another grandbaby so tell him to just deal with it and make him lie on the bed and you get on top".

    I am literally laughing my a$$ off!  I would have lost it if my MIL said this!!!

  • imagestu31105:
    imageKelly5110:
    imagestu31105:

    Then she says "well, Adam said that you guys weren't going to start trying to have a baby if his hip isn't fixed, but I really want another grandbaby so tell him to just deal with it and make him lie on the bed and you get on top".

    HOLY CRAP, Tinkerbell! Indifferent I would have died. Possibly literally, from heart failure.
    Yeah, she also told Adam the same thing... He was like "Ok, on that note, I'm gonna let you go."
    Possibly the funniest thing I have read in a while!!
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  • Soooo freakin' funny! I would have died...just like Kelly said.

    I have found that a lot of people will try to pressure you into naming your kids what they feel the kid should be named. Not that I think your MIL was trying to be rude or anything, its still funny - I just think her inhibitions weren't there. My MIL wants us to name our girl Holga. REALLY?!?! Not happening...

    Also, hope she doesnt remember the convo this morning either...It's like she drunk dialed her daughter in law, lol

  • ROFL!!! I would have died! Especially when she said just have him lay on the bed and you get on topEmbarrassed. And I'm like J, I really hope she doesn't remember this conversation lol

    On a serious note though, I've already decided when we have a baby that Ben will be the only one in the delivery room with me. Him and necessary medical personnel. I don't want my entire family (or his) seeing my privates.

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  • Omg that is too funny. I cant catch my breath from laughing so hard Tinkerbell.

    I have taken Tussionex before and I have never done anything like that.

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  • Too frickin' funny! I can't even imagine what I would've said/done if I was in your shoes. I really hope she doesn't remember this morning. At least you know you're #1, Tinkerbell. hehe
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    ROFL!!! I would have died! Especially when she said just have him lay on the bed and you get on topEmbarrassed. And I'm like J, I really hope she doesn't remember this conversation lol

    On a serious note though, I've already decided when we have a baby that Ben will be the only one in the delivery room with me. Him and necessary medical personnel. I don't want my entire family (or his) seeing my privates.

    MIL said she wanted to be in the room so she could hold the camera.  Um, HELL NO.  No video, no regular camera during the birth.  Pictures before and after are ok as long as I don't look like a beast, but definitely not during.

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  • LMAO! that was hysterical.  I truly hope she doesnt remember the convo
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  • That was awesome.

    Thanks for sharing, Tinkerbell. ;-)

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  • By the way, you guys are all officially jerks.... I should have left the tinkerbell part out.  hahahahaha
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  • imagestu31105:
    By the way, you guys are all officially jerks.... I should have left the tinkerbell part out.  hahahahaha

     

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  • Jeez... could you imagine showing up for Christmas or something and your MIL yells out "TINKERBELL!!!!  Come give me a hug!!" in front of everyone???  Why the hell do I need a nickname anyway?  I'm perfectly fine with people calling me Sara.  Or Captain Slap-a-ho.  Or just plain Awesome.
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  • imagestu31105:
    imagekatyp51:

    ROFL!!! I would have died! Especially when she said just have him lay on the bed and you get on topEmbarrassed. And I'm like J, I really hope she doesn't remember this conversation lol

    On a serious note though, I've already decided when we have a baby that Ben will be the only one in the delivery room with me. Him and necessary medical personnel. I don't want my entire family (or his) seeing my privates.

    MIL said she wanted to be in the room so she could hold the camera.  Um, HELL NO.  No video, no regular camera during the birth.  Pictures before and after are ok as long as I don't look like a beast, but definitely not during.

    My thoughts exactly!

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  • I am absolutely rolling reading this! I have no idea how I would have reacted if my MIL started talking to me like that...I'm sure it would have probably involved handing the phone to DH to let him handle :P
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  • imageparamedicswife:
    I am absolutely rolling reading this! I have no idea how I would have reacted if my MIL started talking to me like that...I'm sure it would have probably involved handing the phone to DH to let him handle :P
    Trust me, he tried to take the phone away like three times and all I could hear through the phone was screeching until he handed it back to me!!  I was also offered some nice velvet dresses which I declined.  I told her that I don't really wear velvet and Adam starts yelling "SHE'S LYING!! YES, SHE DOES!  ALL THE TIME"  jerk.
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  • Ok so tinkerbell, Thank you agian always enjoy a bit of rockstar out the nose in the morning!!! OMG I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face and one of my coworkers came around the corner to see if I was ok!

    This is to funny! You and Velvet?? I don't see that happening!!!

    Hang in there Number 2 daughter!

  • imagestu31105:
    Or Captain Slap-a-ho.  

    I think you should suggest that nickname to her.  How funny.  I would have been mortified if my MIL told me how I should have sex.  Yikes!  I really hope she doesn't remember the conversation and doesn't send you a list "on the email."

    I've taken Tussionex before and it definitely messes you up.  One night I got out of bed to go to the bathroom and fell on the floor.  It also made me really stupid.  I was in the car with my mom and we had to pay a turnpike toll.  I very slowly counted out the money and counted it twice.  Then I handed it to her and she told me I was no where close to the correct amount.  It's crazy stuff.

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    imagestu31105:
    Or Captain Slap-a-ho.  

    I think you should suggest that nickname to her.  How funny.  I would have been mortified if my MIL told me how I should have sex.  Yikes!  I really hope she doesn't remember the conversation and doesn't send you a list "on the email."

    I've taken Tussionex before and it definitely messes you up.  One night I got out of bed to go to the bathroom and fell on the floor.  It also made me really stupid.  I was in the car with my mom and we had to pay a turnpike toll.  I very slowly counted out the money and counted it twice.  Then I handed it to her and she told me I was no where close to the correct amount.  It's crazy stuff.

    I have not received any list yet "on the email".  Adam's dad had warned him earlier yesterday that we should probably avoid talking to her last night, but he failed to mention that to me.  When Adam was on the phone with her, he asked her where his dad was and she was like "Probably watching some stupid movie...  Mythbusters."  I was cracking up.
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  • I had to pick my jaw up off the floor and then I cracked up laughing!  Good thing I have my own office or I would have seriously disrupted work in my department! You really have some gems to share Tinkerb...er, I mean stu!

  • WOW! I can't even imagine! ha!
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  • bahahaha!! holy crap. that is awesome. 

    Tinkerbell is going to be a hard one to shake off!

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