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how to feel like an a$shole

1. Hold your snotty infant's head down.

2. Use the nasal aspirator.

3. Realize you don't have a good hold on her head.

4. Accidentally give your baby a bloody nose.

5. Completely fail to get any actual snot out.

Your baby should now be screaming. Congratulations! Now you feel like an a$shole. 

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Re: how to feel like an a$shole

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    If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
  • I'm so sorry Noisy. We have one of those electric ones and just yesterday finally managed to get a booger all the way into the little booger catcher part. He's 15 months old.
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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • That'll teach your kid to get a cold.

    I'm not a little horrified to learn there is an electric booger catcher in existence.

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  • Fallin this will really horrify you.
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    Fallin this will really horrify you.

    Is that end in that woman's mouth? No. No. No.

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  • Ha, Kay, I was just looking at that while trying to figure out a better option for snot sucking. I don't think I can bring myself to do that though.

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  • There is a very important question missing from that FAQ. It is

    HOW DO I NOT GET SNOT IN MY MOUTH??????????????

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  • It's one step above the mother in Angela's Ashes who just put her mouth over her infant's nose and sucked the snot out that way.  Gag.
  • I supposedly has a filter.  I guess that's why it's better than just sticking a straw up there and sucking.
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  • It's nosefrida.  The snotsucker.

    Their very simple and straight-forward motto/tagline/whatever is cracking me up

  • Nosefrida would leave my infant snot-free but covered in my vomit. 
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  • :-( I hate nose sucking.
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  • My sister has one. It does have a filter and nothing gets even close to your mouth. I still don't know if I could do it though. When do kids learn to blow their nose?
  • Maggie can blow her nose now. Not great, but she can. The key is to teach them when they aren't sick.
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  • We have a nosefrida and couldn't live through Jane's colds without it.  I've never been able to get those bulb thingys to work.
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  • Seriously guys, Nosefrida FTW.  I'm not kidding.  It's the only thing that works for us.
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  • Yuuuuccckkkk.  I'm so glad to be in the 'blow your own nose' phase.  Connor just asks for a tissue and we're good to go.

    The electric one did work better for us because he didn't scream bloody murder that way since the sound interested him. 

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  • I missed this tutorial but somehow managed to still get it right yesterday.

    Ryker is sick. His first fever, worst congestion, cutting teeth and rashy. He is miserable. My doctor said to get the frida. I am getting it. At this point I am not sure I would even care if the snot DID get in my mouth.

  • I've never heard of this thing. Ever.
    What happened to a good old water boarding in saline solution?

    I don't gross out at much, but I really don't think I could pull the trigger on something like this./

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