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how to feel like an a$shole
1. Hold your snotty infant's head down.
2. Use the nasal aspirator.
3. Realize you don't have a good hold on her head.
4. Accidentally give your baby a bloody nose.
5. Completely fail to get any actual snot out.
Your baby should now be screaming. Congratulations! Now you feel like an a$shole.
Re: how to feel like an a$shole
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
That'll teach your kid to get a cold.
I'm not a little horrified to learn there is an electric booger catcher in existence.
Is that end in that woman's mouth? No. No. No.
There is a very important question missing from that FAQ. It is
HOW DO I NOT GET SNOT IN MY MOUTH??????????????
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
It's nosefrida. The snotsucker.
Their very simple and straight-forward motto/tagline/whatever is cracking me up
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Yuuuuccckkkk. I'm so glad to be in the 'blow your own nose' phase. Connor just asks for a tissue and we're good to go.
The electric one did work better for us because he didn't scream bloody murder that way since the sound interested him.
I missed this tutorial but somehow managed to still get it right yesterday.
Ryker is sick. His first fever, worst congestion, cutting teeth and rashy. He is miserable. My doctor said to get the frida. I am getting it. At this point I am not sure I would even care if the snot DID get in my mouth.
I've never heard of this thing. Ever.
What happened to a good old water boarding in saline solution?
I don't gross out at much, but I really don't think I could pull the trigger on something like this./