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Tom Hanks thread
Does anyone have it saved? I was remembering and giggling earlier and want to relive the glory.
Re: Tom Hanks thread
Buddha, jump on the gchat!
Also am I the onlybitch in the world who looks at the nest ad for "how to insure your engagement ring" and thinks, "why bother insuring that?"
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
You're in luck -- it's one of the rare things that survived:
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From: ATAYK21 ATAYK21 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:54:46 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:13 AM
The star means it a popular topic. In case all the other answers you got didn't lead you to that.
From: buddhagoudabuddhagouda is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:25 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:14 AM
This could have gone in that original thread.
From: gcrisreyesgcrisreyes is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:05:01 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:14 AM
oh thank you
From: FallinAgainFallinAgain is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:49:13 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:15 AM
So, at what age should pot smoking cease? TIA!
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:17 AM
Bruce Willis is dead the whole time. In case living in the current world didn't lead you to that.
From: CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:00 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:19 AM
They manage to save Private Ryan, but Tom Hanks dies.
From: ATAYK21ATAYK21 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:54:46 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:20 AM
Your welcome!
From: ChristinSChristinS is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:49:36 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:21 AM
However he does make it off the island. But Helen Hunt is now married and can't face him.
From: ATAYK21ATAYK21 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:54:46 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:21 AM
And I didnt put it in the original thread as Im sure she was sick of reading everything else but the answer. Happy New Year Ladies!
From: Jen&Joe06Jen&Joe06 is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:23:26 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:22 AM
He also gets AIDS and dies.
From: tastyburgertastyburger is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:27:42 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:23 AM
but don't hope for a cure for AIDS or everybody on this board will contract it and DIE.
From: ChristinSChristinS is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:49:36 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:23 AM
HOPE = DEATH.
From: Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:59:17 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:24 AM
Then he goes back to the magic wish machine and wishes to be 12 again and his wish comes true!
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:26 AM
YGM!
From: FallinAgainFallinAgain is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:49:13 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:27 AM
but not before he fuucks his hot, adult coworker and dances on the big piano.
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:28 AM
But then his wife dies of cancer so he quits his job and moves to a houseboat in Seattle with his son.
From: buddhagoudabuddhagouda is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:25 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:28 AM
Where he becomes a cop and has to work with a big, slobbery dog.
From: Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:59:17 PM
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then he falls in love with a mermaid named EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:29 AM
He falls in love with Meg Ryan and then a few years later owns a giant book store and falls in love with her again, but her hair is way cuter.
From: buddhagoudabuddhagouda is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:25 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:30 AM
And he gets launched into space, but there's a problem with the ship, so he never gets to walk on the moon.
From: Jen&Joe06Jen&Joe06 is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:23:26 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:30 AM
In his spare time he decided to go into space but apparently ran into some problems that he had to make Houston aware of.
From: HappyTummy613HappyTummy613 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:49 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:30 AM
And gets stuck living in an airport terminal.
From: Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:59:17 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:31 AM
Sometimes he thinks about Jen-nay.
From: buddhagoudabuddhagouda is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:25 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:31 AM
::hugs thread::
From: jens_a_tenjens_a_ten is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:07:01 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:31 AM
He wants to be big, then he is, then he doesn't wanna be big anymore.
From: CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:00 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:32 AM
But he became a congressman in Texas and did his best to end the war between Russia and Afghanistan. It was pretty awesome. He even had sex with Julia Roberts.
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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But he always lives by the mantra that life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
From: Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:59:17 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:33 AM
But he just kept runnin"...
From: Jen&Joe06Jen&Joe06 is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:23:26 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:34 AM
He spends years trying to crack the Divinci Code and then decides he would rather be a toy cowboy.
From: lilabethlilabeth is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:05:40 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:34 AM
He then found out he was dying and took a vacation only to be sacraficed to a volcano, but upon being blown out of the volcano at the last second finds he doesn't die at all!
From: HappyTummy613HappyTummy613 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:49 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:35 AM
And through it all, he wouldn't ever let you see him cry, because there's no crying in baseball.
From: jens_a_tenjens_a_ten is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:07:01 PM
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He's trying to catch this genius con artist kid, but he can't. The I think there's some porn in there. He tries to catch him again, buts still can't. After that, more porn.
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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He got it on with Little Bo Beep behind the Legos.
From: CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:00 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:36 AM
He spent a couple years crossdressing so he and his buddy could live in a great place downtown.
From: Mrs.ExpchicMrs.Expchic is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:59:17 PM
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Instead he was kidnapped by a toy collector and his friends Mr Potato Head, Buzz, and Slinky Dog rescue him!
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:37 AM
After his rescue he moved into the Burbs where he had to deal with his menacing neighbours.
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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Then after he had his fill of Bo Beep he became the manager of a band called "The Oneders" but everyone kept pronouncing it wrong so they changed it to "The Wonders."
From: CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:00 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:38 AM
He spent a while as a prison guard on death row where his kidney stones were healed by a giant black man with magical powers.
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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He then got a gig as a singing train conductor on a magical express bound for the North Pole.
From: buddhagoudabuddhagouda is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:25 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:40 AM
Then, he became a hitman, but his son finds out and becomes a problem.
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:43 AM
Then him and his buddy from Life decide to try and take on the German army.
From: jens_a_tenjens_a_ten is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:07:01 PM
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He falls in love with a girl, but it turns out she's a mermaid, and he's all "jigga whaaaat?"
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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All this while being the CEO of Bubba Gump Shrimp!
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:46 AM
He then decides to get married and his friends throw him a bachelor party and hilarity ensues.
From: jens_a_tenjens_a_ten is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:07:01 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:49 AM
He aquires a slobbery and zany yet lovable dog who helps him solve some crimes, then he falls in love with the pretty veterinarian.
Plus the dog diddles the veterinarians Collie and she has puppies and one looks like the zany boy dog-- shenanigans sure to ensue!
From: GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:36 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:53 AM
When all that other stuff didn't work out, he decided to settle down and marry Shelly Long and buy a house. But it needed a lot of work. And it ruined their marriage and stuff.
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:59 AM
He finds a volleyball, BOOYA, and is all, I'll name you Wilson, SHENNANIGANS, and then Wilson talks to him and we're all, gimme a whaaa-whaaaa!
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 11:59 AM
(oh sorry, has the niche for annoying-speak already been filled?)
From: CaliopeSpidrmanCaliopeSpidrman is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:00 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 12:03 PM
I wish I was Moo so I could shoot my lasers of love at this thread.
There was a little while where people thought he was a spy because he only had one red shoe. Wacky hijinks ensued.
From: GroomzMcFinehineyGroomzMcFinehiney is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:06:36 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 12:09 PM
And then he got back with Meg Ryan. Again. And her twin sister. And then he fought a Volcano or something.
From: heyemilinaheyemilina is not online. Last active: 12/30/2008 12:25:24 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 12:10 PM
Simon, Tasty.
From: 2bMrsEAB2bMrsEAB is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 1:58:08 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 12:18 PM
I want to marry this thread.
From: amy052006amy052006 is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:02:07 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 2:00 PM
Plus, one time, he got mail. But it was really email, not a letter.
From: BobLoblawBobLoblaw is online. Last active: 12/30/2008 2:15:11 PM
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Date: 12/30/2008 at 2:08 PM
Don't forget his magical train to the North Pole!
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
This is the best response, hands down:
then he falls in love with a mermaid named EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I can't really blame Tasty for that one. She rode my asss over a lot of useless sh*t, but reading those last couple, even I'm annoyed with me.
I love Expee and Cali in that thread.
I forgot about that thread. Expee has great Tom Hanks knowledge.