August 2009 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear Stupid Sales Person at the Mall,
You got me. Good job. You're an awesome sales person. I dropped $160 on $h!t I don't need. I hate you.
Sincerely,
Gullible
Dear Stupid Self,
STOP BEING A DUMB@$$.
Sincerely,
You
Go....
Warning
No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
Re: Dear...
Dear DS,
I love you more than you can know yet, but please stop kicking mommy in places that hurt. My sciatic nerve is not a soccer ball so please leave it alone.
Your Loving Mom
Dear idiot downstairs neighbors
I don't appreciate the vacuuming several times a day at all hours of the day. You can't have that much dirt in that apartment to need to do it almost everyday and more than once a day.
Your cranky upstairs neighbors.
Dear Stupid Customer,
I'm only asking if you want a LOFT card because it'll saver you a ton of money and benefit you and you can pay it off immediately. I have to ask people, it's part of my job. Don't b!tch at me, I'm not one of those pushy people. Also, don't lecture me and tell me that having credit cards in general is bad for your credit. They are only bad for your credit if you don't pay them off monthly. It's actually a GOOD thing to have open lines of credit that you aren't carrying a balance on.
Sincerely,
A twenty-something who ISN'T up to her eyeballs in debt and has a VERY good credit score, thankyouverymuch.
Dear DH,
I'm on my period. Don't mess with me. Also, don't take your stress out on me. I'm on edge enough. Let's just support each other. Please??
Love,
A hormonal girl on her "Dot," as you call it.
Dear body,
Thank you very much for getting back to normal so very quickly after stopping hormonal birth control. I really appreciate that. Now, if we could work on taming down the bloat and mood swings during PMS, that'd be super.
Love,
your brain.
We'll just not tell H about this little fact, m'kay?
Dear Metro:
Do you really have to make me late almost every morning? Even when I leave early, you magically find a way to have a delay that has me running in the door five minutes after nine. It's not a huge deal b/c my bosses know you're screwed up, but seriously: get it together.
Don't love ya,
Susi
Dear Me:
Sneaking pieces of the cookies you baked over the weekend before your breakfast isn't a good idea, nor is it breakfast. Just a heads up.
Love ya,
Susi
Dear Breastmilk,
Go the F away NOW! You showed up 3 weeks late to the party and are still hanging around like you serve some type of purpose. All you are doing is torturing me.
regards,
A woman who's body apparently hates her.
Dear Dr. Jones,
Please lets come up with a plan to defeat my wretched body today.
Love,
your favorite patient
Dear DH,
Thanks for being awesome with this first month of TTC. Hopefully this is it, but I'm also realistic and know this might not happen right away. Be just as supportive then, too, ok?
Love,
Your hopeful wife.
Dear MH,
Thank you for being super amazing the last few wks. I know I'm not pulling my weight (at all). And your cooking, cleaning, and getting me my nightly glass of milk without complaining doesn't go unnoticed. I love that you do all the grocery shopping and that you even learned to like cooking, even if all you make is veggie soup
I also love that you plugged in the Xmas lights last night before I got home because you know they make me happy when I drive up - even though you're a scrooge and think they are waste of time and money.
BFP#1 11.2.10 | EDD 7.9.11 | HB 7w2d & 8w4d | missed M/C 11w2d | D&E 12.21.10
FSH at 14.5 - 4.21.11 | CCCT - (CD3 8.8,CD10 12.2)| dx w/ DOR @ 28 yrs old
IUI#1 + clomid 8.29.11 (our anniversary)
BFP#2 9.10.11 | EDD 5.21.12 | beta 1 @ 14dpi:232 | beta 2 @17dpi:703 | beta 3 @24dpi:7,174
Baby A HB of 142(7w), 161(8w), 164(9w) | Baby B no HB, Vanishing Twin
Dear WW,
I think it is great that you changed your program to the Points Plus program. It makes sense and I am happy my fruit is now free points. However, I think it is ridiculous that I have to carry around this stupid calculator to try and "refigure" out points on everything I put into my mouth. As a result the 3 pieces of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting made it into my mouth with out your knowledge. Please be kind and come out with books (that you should provide, and I shouldn't have to pay for) for dining out and general foods. After all, you decided to change the program in the middle of my WW session not me!
Thanks,
Scale going the wrong way WW member