May 2010 Weddings
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Weird/awful gifts!

This is another one stolen from the H&F board. I almost died reading that thread (you should totally check it out), so I decided to reincarnate it here, even though we've already shared a lot of our awful wedding gift stories.

You all know my story-- the infamous bridal-shower "basket" from MIL-- but I think I forgot to tell you that inside was age-defying body wash and cellulite-reducing lotion. Matt just found that part out a couple of days ago.

So let's hear it, girls! Random/odd/awful gifts! Go!

Re: Weird/awful gifts!

  • Nice MIL. Glad she's thinking of you down the road (WTF!?).

    I honestly can't think of anything too horrible right now. I'll have to think about it overnight!

  • I guess I have been fairly lucky not to have gotten anything too horrible. I do remember a fugly turqouise turtleneck one Christmas when I was like 15. Nice.

    Oh, we did get a gift basket (homemade) from a well-meaning but slightly out there couple we're related to sort of remotely as a house-warming gift...all sorts of totally weird food products (we're talking banana chutney - what does one do with THAT?) As I'm going through the items I find that one had been opened already. Ummmmm....needless to say, they all pretty much got tossed.

    One gift also stands out as being particularly bad. One winter my then-BF and I were forced to leave our apt with no notice due to a physical threat from an insane (and previously incarcerated, in turned out) resident who lived in the apt above ours. We moved all of our crap into my BF's mothers' condo and had no idea what our next move would be. A rather selfish friend of mine gave me a birthday gift that year in the midst of all that insanity - a $10 gift "certificate" - handwritten on an index card - good for $10 off a Pampered Chef purchase from a party her mother was hosting.  Mmmkay, thanks. I have no kitchen of my own right now and your gift is something that ultimately benefits your mom with profits if I buy something from her party? Super thoughtful.   Our mutual friends and I talked about that one for YEARS.

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  • One year for work we did a Hillbilly gift exchange.  The idea is you bring a gift but you can't purchase it, it has to be something you already own.  Then you pick a gift, open it, and show everyone.  The next person can pick another gift or steal yours.  I made up a nice box of candles and some Christmas decorations (nice things, just ones I didn't want).  When it was my turn to pick a present I opted for  a nicely wrapped box.  I opened it, inside was a frozen beef heart.  My boss raised her own meat and had decided to gift the heart.  Needless to say, noone stole my gift, LOL!  I went home with the heart.  I ended up cooking it for the dogs, they loved it!
  • I got a "gym membership" from a friend.. but it turns out she bought a new work out video and wanted me to come to her house to do the video with her.. She made such a big deal about it too. I forgot all about that!!
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  • I can't think of anything really bad. My aunt did buy me an olive oil bath set once. It was supposed to be really good for your skin but it smelled like crap.
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  • 2 years ago MIL bought me a bellybutton ring for christmas and I didnt have my bellybutton pierced anymore. She saw old pictures and just figured that I still had it done.

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  • This one isn't really bad, but I was super embarrassed.  I guess I was in 9th grade or something.  We always do a HUGE family Christmas with my mom's side of the family and everyone opens their gifts one at a time in front of everyone.  My aunt got me some panties.  And not cute ones either.  Like cotton granny panties.  I was SOOOOO mortified.  Now, I wouldn't care.
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    This one isn't really bad, but I was super embarrassed.  I guess I was in 9th grade or something.  We always do a HUGE family Christmas with my mom's side of the family and everyone opens their gifts one at a time in front of everyone.  My aunt got me some panties.  And not cute ones either.  Like cotton granny panties.  I was SOOOOO mortified.  Now, I wouldn't care.

    Haha last year my grandma bought me a pair of bright yellow panties with the joe boxer smiley face on the butt. I don't know if she was trying to embarress me or what, but I didn't care. I held them up and showed everyone lol

    Two souls but a single thought; Two hearts that beat as one image
  • one year during our yankee swap/ dirty santa I picked a pair of glow in the dark handcuffs. Knowing I was dating a cop, my family was all like NO NO put those back, she's got the real thing at home. 

     awkward at the time, but don't care now haha I think people know better than to buy me crap... besides maybe my MIL 

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