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Ummm, whattheeverlovingfuck?

Stolen from ML but originally posted on TIP -- a response to a confessions thread:

I can't believe I'm going to share this, but it's slow and the baby is actually napping pretty well so here goes.

I occasionally pee on MH hands. It's not a sex thing, and I don't really know why. He usually doesn't let me, but sometimes he give in to my pleas for him to cup my pee. It's a silly thing more than anything and I am fully aware of how weird it sound and is.

Also when we were first dating we were hanging out in his room and I'm not sure why, but I said "I bet you won't poop in a bag." He did. I wasn't right there or anything I was on the bed and he was in the bathroom doorway. 

Again this is not a sex thing and I do not have the desire to watch him poop or anything like that. It was just a silly dare that I never thought he would actually do.

Geez, as if you all didn't think I was weird enough. 

Oh and I'm totally going to delete this in a bit. 
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Re: Ummm, whattheeverlovingfuck?

  • if that isn't a sex thing it is creepier than if it is
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  • I bet she wishes she was married to R Kelly.
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  • I would be able to understand it so much more if she said it was sexual.  I don't get off on pee, but I understand that there are all sorts of attractions out there.

    But if it's not sexual, then you're just peeing on your husband's hands.  For no reason.

    For no reason.


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  • Another confession that's surprising because it's coming from Kuus:

    I always ask Mr. Kuus if I can sit on his lap while he's pooping and pee between his legs.  Not on him, mind you, but straight down in the toilet.  Of course, I have a tendency to pee sideways, so it's probably a good thing he gives this a hell no.

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  • And here I thought we were scandalous because we don't close the door when we pee.

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  • Is this like the people that claim their Hs spanking them is non-sexual?

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  • Am I the only one that doesn't poop in front of their H? Or watch their H poop?
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    Am I the only one that doesn't poop in front of their H? Or watch their H poop?

    Um no, absolutely not.

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    imageAlmondWhittle:
    Am I the only one that doesn't poop in front of their H? Or watch their H poop?

    Um no, absolutely not.

    I see no need to see my husband's toilet activities or to showcase my own.

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  • What does he do with the pee in his hands????? please don't say drink it.
  • Bathroom time is private time in my house.  Well, H leaves the door open when he and Andy are home alone because 1. Andy will just stand and pound on any closed door if he feels he is being shut out of a room, and 2. let him watch, let him learn, potty training.  I am in for a rough time if and when we have a girl.

    WTF

    I just...I can't...yuck.  I hope they have a lot of anti-bacterial soap in the house.

    p.s. Shamwow, you make me chuckle.  Like, a lot.

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  • imagemodb1rd:
    if that isn't a sex thing it is creepier than if it is
    DITTO THIS TO THE NTH POWER. Jesus.
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  • I'm speechless.  

    And I swear someone has been hacking into kuus' account and writing weird things lately.   I can't remember the thread, but i actually asked her a couple of weeks ago if she was the "real" Kuus or an imposter.

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  • Pooping is not meant to be a shared activity.  That's why it smells.
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