May 2010 Weddings
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Your Monday TMI post
Courtesy of your resident hooze.
D and I were banging last night, and he was behind me (because you all need to know this, for the visual). He pulled out at the last second and splooged all over the back of my head. Not on purpose. I mean, I know I don't have a super long torso, but you've gotta be kidding me.
Who pulls out anymore? Jeeeez. And also, ywia.
Re: Your Monday TMI post
Sorry, but i find this hilarious!
HH still pulls out even though i'm on BC b/c I used to be paranoid about getting pregnant before we were married. So now I think it's more out of habit than me actually wanting him too....might have to have a talk w/ him about that.
That sucks! Tell me he at least helped you cleaned it all up.
We haven't pulled out since long before the wedding. I will admit that if I just don't feel like getting up and running to the bathroom right after I will make him put on a condom.
OMG girls, we DID laugh. More him than me, of course...dumb guy is all proud of himself. I was yelling "It's in my hairrrrr!" and he is just dying at his peen strength or some shiz.
THEN I was yelling "You need to clean it up, it's all over me and I can't see it" so he's like dabbing me with a towel, and I'm all "NO! NO! Wipe it off! Dabbing is doing nothing!"
Fun times, lemme tell ya.
Oh, and then we were quoting my one year old niece, which is just all kinds of not right. When we were at home last month she kept telling us about a little girl at her play group who had pulled her hair, and she kept saying "She pulled my HAR. No, no, bad boy!"
So last night Dave kept saying "I got it in your HAR" and I'm replying "No, No! Baaad boy!" and we laughed like damn fools.
I think I like this follow-up even more than the original post! LOL
bahahahahaahahahhaa, why does this sound EXACTLY like something that would happen to me?
LOL!
OMG, you and your HH are hilarious. Your posts make me belly laugh so much that I almost cry. Not to mention I love the way you write because I can hear what I think is your voice in my head while I'm reading it.
... P-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s ...
So I was at work in the fright elevator when I read this and was apparently laughing so loud that when I got off the elevator in the kitchen my friend was like "Seriously... what the hell?!?"
I just continued laughing and said don't worry about it.
SERIOUSLY hilarious J! Even better than the nose bleed story!
And I agree with Stu... 10 points for distance!
OH and I don't think Kevin has ever pulled out.... HAHAHA!