Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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this is cracking me up
So my mom got this completely ridiculous e-mail from a random woman who happens to share her name (which is common enough that a brief google search turned up 100+ results in the white pages nationwide). It makes me chuckle.
I am sure that you are not an identity theft person, but I wish that you
would register your business name under a different name. I am older
than you. My given name is _______. I live near Austin and I am
receiving hounding calls from people searching for you and your company.
If
you would like to keep this out of court, please email me back
explaining your situation. I have not stolen your id, so you don't try
to steal mine.
Thanks,
Loony Toon
"I am older than you" has to be the strongest argument I've ever heard. I'm gonna start using that to win all of my debates from now on
Re: this is cracking me up
I will take Loony Toon's case for a $1M retainer up front. I charge $1M an hour.
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I have not stolen your ID, so you don't try to steal mine.
This is amazing. I bet it's a little old lady who watches too much 60 Minutes.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Dear Shamwow,
I am sure that you are not a crazy laugher person, but I don't think it's very polite to laugh at crazy people. They're just trying to live their crazy lives, and not have your mom steal their identity, and I don't think that's too much to ask. I am older than you are.
If you would like to keep this out of court, please cease from posting future updates about this weirdo. It's just infringing on her right to not have her identity stolen by your mom, who steals everyone's identities.
Love,
Noisy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Is this Shamwow's mom?
Your mom stole my identity too, Shamwow. She's an identity hoarder. What she needs to do is to legally change her name.
My mom did respond and politely informed the woman that no, she would not be changing her name or the name of her business. She's had that business for 16 years. Then she asked the lady if she intended to track down every person who shares her name and put them in chronological order to decide who has the most rights to the name