It actually came yesterday, but apparently the mailman forgot that I'm hard at work at 8:30 in the morning and unavailable to accept packages. So I'm going to have to break up with him.
But, LOOK, I saw Santa at the post office when I went to pick it up!
Disclaimer: Please forgive the huge mess in the background of all my pictures. This place is in complete and total disarray right now and it's making me crazy. They were also taken on my phone, so they suck all around
Dr. Caesar Las Vegas was very interested in my presents. He loves all cardboard boxes, plus the last one that arrived was carrying beef jerky so he thought he might hit the jackpot again. As it turns out, he's not very good at opening boxes. I think the lack of opposable thumbs might have something to do with it.
I got a tiger! Christin killed, stuffed, and mounted it herself. She told me so. And she'd never lie.
Caesar was trying to make friends, but the tiger isn't much for conversation. Or cuddling. So he lost interest.
I came thisclose to ordering this book the other night for my Kindle! I'm glad I decided to wait. Christin has ESPN.
I cackled when I opened this, even before I got to the note, which then made me cackle even harder. Also, I've never seen this movie, so I'm pretty excited about it.
Even the wrapping paper is entertaining!
And that's not all, folks. Seriously. Awesomesauce. I LOVE these, and they'll go with everything so I'm so freaking excited. My phone camera doesn't do them justice, but they're super awesome
I also love these a whole lot. I had these same bowls stolen from me in our family gift exchange last year and I was real sad about it. Christin saved Christmas! Sorry the picture is so dark. Maybe my subconscious was afraid they'd get stolen again so I didn't want to showcase them in their full glory
THANKS CHRISTIN!!! Seriously, I'm so thrilled with all of my stuff
Re: SS: I has presents!
Post Office Sants gives me metears!
Dude! Those prezzies are awesome!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Dear SS,
I'm sorry your gifts from me aren't going to be nearly as awesome as what Shamwow got from Christin.
Sincerely,
Cali
You got a great haul! I want everything you got -- the bowls, the earrings, the book! And I hope you like Seven even though Morgan Freeman should have been a better actor.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
Those earrings are gorgeous. Great haul altogether!
Do you have a desk area to display your mounted tiger? It might be just the thing to keep those kids in line.
Mushroom joy? :snerk:
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Those earrings are awesome!
Yay! I'm so so happy you like it! I've been on pins and needles for you to get it. I didn't realize how much I'd gotten until I got it together to ship. Apparently when I'm out shopping I find a lot of things delightful and decide to buy them for my SS.
Sorry for sending an old-timey paper book, but it's David Sedaris. One of those authors where I kind of want the hard copy.
I hope I didn't ruin the movie 7 for you. It's delightful.
And spotting Santa at the post office 2 weeks before Christmas is pretty foffing amazing.
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It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
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Me, me, me!!
p.s. there's something in the mail for you. (from Rob's Island)
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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ooh, me too, please!
great gifts.
Aw, those are fantastic gifts! You guys are sending me into gift givers anxiety.
If you're offering them up...I'd love a pair of earrings. I feel funny just being all, "Hey, give me some earrings" though.
The nerve!
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Great gifts! Christin is a very good gift giver.
I'm just throwing it out there that if you don't get your SS gift until the end of the week, chances are I'm your lame SS giver. Sorry:(
Me three. It feels squicky.
However, I just took my first restroom break of the day and caught a glimpse of my jewels and it made me smile. So thanks Christin!!!
Those gifts are full of lol and aw.
You should all know that I have a pair of authentic dangly Christin earrings. They look a lot like those ones, but a little different, and light pink. I love them so.