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Put not amusing things here (not for Noisy).

Just found out, by accident, that a coworker that has been out on medical leave for a while (who everyone assumed was on the up and up and would be returning in the new year) actually has cancer. And the prognosis is not good.

I'm the only one in the office, except for my boss, who knows and can't tell anyone until the person chooses to tell himself. It sucks. 

Especially when my good friend/coworker, who works under this person, talks about his return. 


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Re: Put not amusing things here (not for Noisy).

  • This last weekend Connor came down with strep throat.  Now I'm in Omaha and I think I have it.

    Also, I'm starving and it's not quite lunchtime.  Alsoalso, we're at a spot in the project that we have to rebuild the executable file for some code we updated.  This is a one-man job and I'm not the one doing it, so I have nothing to do.  I'm bored.

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  • I had a delicious chocolate covered pretzel and somebody ate it, and now I have no pretzel and I really want it.

    I guess since I am the somebody who ate it, I can't complain too much, but dammit, I want my pretzel back so I can enjoy it again.

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    3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
    Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
    I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
    It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
  • Some people died yesterday.  And the day before that too.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I somehow managed to bruise my inner thighs with the seams of my jeans. WTF.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Damn Meegs. That's rough. My morning is not nearly as rough as yours.

    I'm waiting to hear back from my family about whether they're coming down for Christmas. They've been planning on it since September but now a series of problems with my brother and his car are making it so maybe they won't come. The phone calls and drama in the past 24 hours is just draining. Maybe I'm being selfish, but I miss my mom and I'm going to be sad if I don't get to see her.

    And I screwed something up at work. It turns out it wasn't a huge deal and I've already partially fixed it, but that sinking feeling you get when you realize you fuccked up is still lingering.

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  • I'm apparently not a good parent and at the doctor's yesterday, I discovered that I was not cleaning Miles' wittle weiner as good as I should.  As a result, he developed a little penile adhesion that the doctor had to take care of.  Miles was very clearly not amused by the whole situation.  Boys are difficult, yo.
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  • I think I may have bombed my Con Law final last night. I did not hedge my bets properly and spent several days intensely studying speech and only a few hours on religion. Yeah, guess which wasn't on the test at all? And guess which was a major essay question?
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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • Ooh, sorry about that November.  I hate cleaning the wittle weiner.  Now I know it really is important?

    We got our xmas photos proofs yesterday, they are dumb.  I didn't plan on attire or location very well (they were at our house) and my H was very hungover from his work xmas party the night before.  Zach also had a bruise on his cheek  from walking into the little table at DC, which I hope can be photo-shopped out.  I should just save the $ and not send them.

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  • I'm wearing a sweater that's gotten too small and pants that are too big, and as a result I look like the Danny Devito version of The Penguin. 
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  • imagesalimoo:
    I somehow managed to bruise my inner thighs with the seams of my jeans. WTF.

    Can you show us on this doll where your jeans touched you?

     

  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    Some people died yesterday.  And the day before that too.

    Yes 

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I could really go for a sandwich right now but it's not even lunchtime and I only brought a stupid salad. Thumbs down. 
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    11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
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